Texas Death Match
Grimm vs. Pig Iron


*Cut to the ring, James White stands, mic in hand.

JW: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Texas Death Match!"

*Crowd applauds as White continues.

JW: "Following a pinfall, the pinned wrestler will have to answer a ten count. The match will continue until one man is unable to answer. The first contestant. . ."

*Sirens blare throughout the CheeseDome as Countdown to Xtinction begins and Pig Iron walks out to the ring. He's wearing a shirt emblazoned with the phrase We Want Blood!

JW: "Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIrrroooooonnnnn!!!!!!!"

PI steps into the ring and pulls back his hood. He rips apart his shirt and tosses it to the rabid fans.

JW: "And his opponent. . ."

*Camera cuts to a side stage where the band Maltoro begins to play.

WALKIN’ THROUGH THE DESERT (WITH A CROW)

it was sunday mornin and i found myself alone
walkin through the desert with a crow
i found me a shovel and i dug myself a hole
walkin through the desert with a crow

at times i thought that i would die
but i left those days somewhere behind
there’s only so much a man can take
before he knows
he knows he’s gonna break

cuz a man’s gotta take what he can take
when he’s got one foot down in the grave
you never know where the road is gonna end
sometimes i think this bird
this bird’s my only friend

chorus:
walkin through the desert with a crow

i murdered my past life and i covered up its bones
walkin through the desert with a crow
i gathered my possessions and i hit a lonely road
walkin through the desert with a crow

there’s been nights i drank myself to sleep
i lay my head on nails with bottles at my feet
when i awoke i thought i that was free
but there he’d be
that bird
that bird that follows me

a man ain’t meant to be alone
with demons scratching at his soul
if i had wings i’d probably fly
if i had tears i’d probably cry


*Grimm walks out onto the stage wearing a black duster coat and black cowboy hat over his usual gear. He motions to the band who signals back as he makes his way to the ring.

JW: "From the Asylum, he is one half of the Dark Lords. . .This. . .is. . .GRIMM!!!!!!!"

*Grimm steps into the ring and he and Pig Iron stand nose to nose as Lothar runs down the rules and checks each man. The bell rings and Grimm and Pig Iron began unloading on each other with punches to the head.

PI takes a shot and Grimm grabs his arm slaps on a fujiwara armbar, taking him down to the mat. PI rolls out and reverses into a hammerlock and tosses Grimm into the ropes. He goes for a running clothesline but Grimm ducks under and rebounds and hits a Cactus Clothesline, taking both men to the outside of the ring.


Grimm got to his feet first, and pulled James White's chair out from under him. He walks over to PI and hits him in the ribs with the chair. PI doubles over and Grimm drops the chair to the ground. He grabs PI and goes for a 138, but PI reverses and backdrops Grimm onto the floor. PI grabs the chair and delivers a legdrop facebuster onto Grimm!

Monroe: BUHGAWB!!!!

PI goes for a pin, but Grimm gets his shoulder up at two. PI climbs up onto the ring apron and delivers a running elbow/chairshot onto Grimm on the floor! He goes for a pin and Lothar makes the three count.

MarcuM: He pinned Grimm!

Monroe: Now Grimm has to answer the ten count to continue the match!

Lothar counts inside the ring as Pig Iron stands inside, chair in hand. At the count of five, Grimm gets to his feet and pulls himself into the ring. He motions to PI, who hits him with a chair shot to the head! Grimm is opened up, and bleeding, but smiles at PI. PI hands him the chair, and Grimm delivers a brutal chairshot to PI's skull! PI smiles and motions for another one and Grimm delivers!!! PI drops down to the mat. Grimm picks him up delivers the 138!

He pulls PI over to the apron and gorilla presses him, dropping him throat first onto the ring ropes! PI bounces back into the ring and hits Grimm with an elbow to the head. Grimm falls back and PI tosses him the chair. Grimm grabs the chair in mid air, and PI moves in with a Roaring Elbow, slamming the chair into Grimm's face! Both men are busted wide open now and blood is dripping profusely onto the mat!


PI goes outside and looks under the ring and pulls out a ladder. He sets up the ladder between the ring and the guardrails and places Grimm on top of it. He climbs onto the apron and goes for the Swine-A-Sault!

Monroe: What an impact!

Fans: RDCW! RDCW! RDCW! RDCW!

MarcuM: RDC FUCKING W!!!

PI tries for another pin attempt, but Grimm reverses for a two count. He kicks PI in the gut and backs into the ropes. He bounces up and hits a superkick, knocking PI into the corner! He picks PI up and places him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up and delivers the Kobe Special, chokeslamming PI to the arena floor!

Grimm goes for a slingshot legdrop to the floor! Groggily, he rolls over onto PI and makes a pin attempt. Lothar counts to three. The bell rings as Grimm attempts to pull himself to his feet. Lothar begins making the ten count as Grimm rolls back into the ring and makes a crucifix pose.

Lothar makes the count, the fans counting along with him, as PI struggles to his feet! PI makes it to his feet at the count of 8 and pulls himself into the ring by the ring ropes.

Grimm moves in around and puts PI into a Dragon Sleeper. He locks it in and holds him down.


Monroe: Grimm is relentless, Madman!

MarcuM: He's like a shark, moving in for the kill.

Grimm delivers multiple forearms to PI's chest, blistering it red. He goes outside and pulls a table out from under the ring. He lays the table up in one of the ring corners and whips PI into it! He follows up with a running avalanche splash, smashing the table into bits! Both men lay on the mat, as the fans exploded, chanting WE WANT BLOOD!! WE WANT BLOOD!!!

Monroe: These two are giving it their all and the fans are appreciative!

Grimm pulls himself up and signals for something.

Monroe: Is this it?

MarcuM: Is he gonna. . .?

Grimm stands over PI and locks in the Kata Hajima!

Monroe: That's the Tazmission!

MarcuM: No, it's the Grimmlock Version 2! He's going after Pig Iron's neck!

Grimm holds PI in the holds for several minutes as Lothar checks PI's arm. PI's arm drops and Lothar calls for Grimm to release the hold. Grimm releases and begins to go for a pin, but changes his mind.

He pulls PI outside of the ring and drapes him onto the announce table. He climbs up onto it and delivers a massive Triple 6 Bomb, destroying the table! Grimm pins PI in the midst of the table wreckage. Lothar counts to three and Grimm gets to his feet. He climbs back into the ring as Lothar counts. The crowd counts along as Lothar reaches 10 and signals for the end of the match!


Monroe: Buhgawb, Madman! These two men gave it their all here tonight!

MarcuM: This one of the most brutal contests I've ever seen, Mouth! I can't believe these two guys are friends and beat the hell out of each other like this!

Grimm's music plays as Lothar raises his hand and declares him the winner. Grimm stands on the turnbuckles and does the crucifix pose as the fans applaud.

PI rolls into the ring and pulls Grimm down. The two stare at each other again for several moments. There is a long, slow pause as the fans wait to see what happens. Finally, Pig Iron extends his hand. Grimm takes his hand as the two show mutual respect. Grimm raises PI's hand as the crowd goes wild.

Last edited by madman marcum; 2005-09-11 4:46 PM.