*Backstage, the Crotch is standing with Joe Mama.*

Crotch: Joe, the word backstage is that you are now being called the Lone Wolf. How does being fired by Louie Bastardo impact your career now?

Joe: It doesn't. Not in the least. I've always been an intense competitor. I've always done whatever it took to win my matches. If anything, the fact that I quit the Family has forced Louie and his members to improve themselves. It gives me a feeling of pride to know that my influence over Louie Bastardo and Family Business is that far-reaching.

As far as what people are calling me, they can call me whatever they want. After my match tonight against PenWing, they'll have to call me "Heavyweight Cheese Champion".

Crotch: Speaking of which, tonight you're finally facing off against PenWing for the first time in singles competition, and it's for the Heavyweight Cheese Title! I think I speak for everyone when I ask, who is going to win this match?

Joe: Have the ass-whippings that you've received from Lor messed up your hearing? Let me say it again: Tonight I WILL beat PenWing. I WILL pin him in that ring. And I WILL walk out of SummerScam as the new Heavyweight Cheese Champion. The end result, like the match itself, is inevitable.

*The Crotch notices PenWing walking down the hall and calls out to him.*

Crotch: PenWing! Tonight you defend the Big Cheese Belt against Joe Mama! Any comments?

*PenWing is about to say something when "Faded" starts playing over the speakers. PenWing smiles and looks at Joe.*

PenWing: Looks like you get to enter the ring first. And this time, you don't have any excuses waiting for you out there.

*Joe smiles back at PenWing.*

Joe: Looks like you're right. No excuses. No distractions. Nothing keeping me from winning that Title. Why don't you take a minute to enjoy the belt one last time?

*Joe walks to the stage entrance disappears as he makes his way to the ring.*

Crotch: Do you have a last minute response?

*The fans and sing along as "We Will Rock You" starts playing. PenWing looks out to the stage.*

PenWing: This will be a match to remember.

*PenWing walks to the stage and out of the Crotch's sight.*


Heavyweight Cheese Championship
PenWing (C) vs. Joe Mama


In the ring, Joe turns to face the entrance ramp as PenWing walks onto the stage.

Monroe: Joe Mama doesn't look too happy right now.

Marcum: You wouldn't be too happy either if you just got fired! I'm surprised he even bothered to show up tonight!

PenWing makes his way down the ramp, but when he gets to the ring steps, Joe Mama baseball slides under the ropes, knocking PenWing off the steps and onto the ground. Joe quickly pulls PenWing to his feet, and pulls him into the ring steps. PenWing flips over them, landing awkwardly on his back on the other side. Joe grabs PenWing's head and slams the back of it into the steps. Lothar yells at him from inside the ring, but he is powerless to stop Joe Mama's brutal attack. The crowd's boos almost drown out the announce team.

Monroe: Buhgawb! The match hasn't officially started yet, and Joe Mama is already tearing into the champ!

Marcum: He used to be the Family Enforcer! He knows what it takes to get the job done!

Joe pulls PenWing back to his feet, and whips him into the ring post. He then guides PenWing to the barrier, and tries to slam his head down onto it, but PenWing manages to get an elbow up, into Joe's face. PenWing then slams Joe face first into the barrier. The crowd starts to cheer. As Joe recovers, PenWing runs him, back first, into the ring apron. Joe grabs onto the ropes to keep himself from falling, and as PenWing backs away, he pulls himself up and kicks PenWing back, into the barrier. He follows up with a viscous spear, and PenWing falls forward, holding his back. Joe lifts PenWing into a Gorilla Press, but as he tries to execute the East Coast Hammer, PenWing twists it into a devastating DDT. The crowd roars. PenWing slowly gets back to his feet, and pulls Joe up. He slides him into the ring. PenWing then walks up the ring steps, and climbs the corner ropes. He jumps up for the High Holy Howe, but Joe roles out of the way, and PenWing falls hard on the mat. Lothar finally signals the bell.

Monroe: The match is finally underway!

Marcum: It's gonna cost PenWing for missing that move!

Joe gets back to his feet, and he tries to lift PenWing into an Enforcer, but PenWing turns that into another DDT. PenWing rolls Joe over and covers him, but Joe kicks out at two. PenWing gets back to his feet and drops an elbow on Joe, he then tries to lock him in the Sharpshooter, but Joe kicks him into the corner. Joe gets back up and runs at PenWing with a flying forearm. Joe then takes PenWing's arm and tries to whip him into the opposite corner, but PenWing takes control and whips Joe into the ropes. Joe bounces off and PenWing nails him with a Spin-o-rama.

Mornoe: Super Drag 'n' Whip!

PenWing again tries for the Sharpshooter, and this time he locks it in. Joe struggles against the hold, and makes his way to the ropes. Lothar orders PenWing to break the hold, and Joe roles out of the ring. PenWing quickly follows him out. PenWing runs up behind Joe for a bulldog, but Joe ducks and pushes PenWing into the barrier.

Monroe: Not again! The match is supposed to take place inside the ring!

Marcum: You want to go and explain that Joe Mama? Do you? I didn't think so!

PenWing is lying on the ground, his face a bloody mess, as Joe slips in and out of the ring to break the count. PenWing is slowly getting back to his feet when Joe comes up behind him, and he nails Joe with an elbow to the face. Joe grabs PenWing's arm and tries to push him into the ring post, but PenWing pulls Joe instead, and executes a Spin-o-rama. The kick connects with the back of Joe's head, and it sends him face first into the post. Joe falls back, his face covered in blood. PenWing slides him back into the ring, and slips in after him. PenWing helps Joe back to his feet, and the two begin trading blows. PenWing kicks Joe in the gut, and grabs him for a quick belly-to-belly suplex. PenWing goes for the pin, but Joe kicks out at two. The two get back to their feet, and PenWing tries to execute belly-to-belly suplex, but it's Joe who hits the move. Joe then locks in the Joe Mama-Lock. PenWing fights against the hold, but he slowly starts to fade.

Marcum: It's over! PenWing is going to pass out any moment now!

Lothar lifts PenWing's arm up, and it falls. He lifts it up a second time, and it falls again. Lothar lifts PenWing's arm up a third time, and this time it stays up. PenWing slowly pulls himself to the ropes and grabs a hold. Lothar orders Joe to break his hold. PenWing uses the ropes to climb back to his feet. Joe Mama comes up behind him and executes a neckbreaker. He then goes to climb the corner ropes. Joe leaps off into the Flying Tea Bag Slam, but PenWing gets his knees up. Joe falls off of PenWing and lies on the mat. Neither wrestler moves, and Lothar begins to count.

Monroe: This is not looking good for either wrestler right now! I don't know if they have anything left!

Marcum: It ain't over yet! Look!

Joe Mama starts to get to his feet as Lothar counts five, and PenWing is quick to follow. The two lock up, and PenWing gets a quick roll-up, but Joe kicks out.

Marcum: Of all the cheap dirty ways to try and win!

The two lock up again, and this time Joe gets the quick roll-up, but it's PenWing who kicks out.

Monroe: You were saying?

The two lock up in the corner, and Joe twists PenWing around and grabs him for a belly-to-back suplex, but PenWing grabs the ropes to stop him. PenWing repositions himself and locks Joe's head on his shoulder. He then runs up the ropes to execute the Winged Wheel, but as he gets vertical, Joe grabs his tights and momentarily holds him in midair in what looks like an inverted vertical suplex. Joe quickly turns around to face the center of the ring and drops straight down, sending PenWing into a devastating Brainbuster.

Mornoe: Buhgawb! Joe reversed the Winged Wheel into a Brainbuster!

Marcum: It's over!

Joe goes for the cover, and Lothar counts to three. He takes the Cheese Belt from James White and hands it to Joe Mama, now standing in the ring, and raises his arm.

James White: Ladies and Gentlemen, your new Heavyweight Cheese Champion, Joe Mama!

"Faded" hits as Joe stands in the ring, holding up the belt, and SummerScam comes to an end.