Ah, the joys of autumnal weather in the glorious American South. Swimming! Watersports! Gator-baiting! Sniping at emergency personnel! And for the adventurous seeking that ultimate extreme sporting vacation, hurricane hang-gliding! If our reservation lines are engaged, its not because our operators are busy but because all phone utility companies' exchanges are immersed in salt water.
If another hurricane starts building up, won't the US government need to evacuate New Orleans entirely?
