Good Lord, it's Joe Mama's birthday... the most diabolical hater I've had the distinct misfortune to come across on the RKMBS. Well, Happy Birthday, Joe Mama.
As a present to you, I had a special cake made for the occasion. It's krill-flavored and already comes with a special hole in the side, so your penis won't snap in two when you attempt penetration.
I also got you a stomach pump, so that you can avoid any more "Rod Stewart" mishaps and all of the pursuant medical bills involved.
And, of course, I bring you the greatest gift of all: my bitter, undying hate. I hate you for all of the birthday presents that you will receive that should be mine. I hate you on your birthday, Joe Mama! I honor thee most highly, undeserving as you are.
