The Lions' offensive and defensive lines are 100% grade A monkey crap. The coaching staff has no clue how to use three outstanding recievers (make that two, as Charles Rogers probably won't make it out of the first game uninjured for the 3rd consecutive season). The only player worth anything is the kicker, and that's because the Lions can't get a touchdown when they start with a 1st down in the red zone.

That's all I got right now. I'm sure I'll have more soon.


<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion
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"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs

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