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i'm only 23, so i can't wait until 2016 when i finally start.
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You either got a lotta patience or you're getting tons of sex (and I've yet to know a man who didn't masturbate even when he was getting regular sex).
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i'm kidding, of course.
at 14, i became a man...a solitary man.
a bounty hunter
a renegade.
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You either got a lotta patience or you're getting tons of sex (and I've yet to know a man who didn't masturbate even when he was getting regular sex).
Nice to meet ya, Jim!
I'm not only admittedly a 25-year old virgin, but I've never even had the desire to masturbate. I frankly just don't turn myself on... 
Seriously, my thoughts on sexuality are solely on the issue of physical and emotional intimacy -- just getting off on it would be too easy and cheapen the emotions involved. So, while I'm admittedly about horny enough to explode into flames, I won't take matters into my own hands, regardless of the pleasure or anything else that comes of it (no pun intended)...
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Seriously I-Man, I envy you. Trying not to jerk off is tough. 
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two things learned today, I-man doesnt mind lying and pariah would like to service him.
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Ya'll started thirteen or fourteen??????? Wow...you poor, poor boys? What's the deal??? That's kinda late, I was 11. Just kinda figured it out one day: havent been the same since :P Quote:
I'm not only admittedly a 25-year old virgin, but I've never even had the desire to masturbate. I frankly just don't turn myself on...
What the hell? You gotta be lying.........no freakin' way that's true.....EVERYBODY has a sex drive: even conservative southern girls....
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i bet you bagged plenty of them!
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i started 9 - 11, to realieve aggression over things like my parents divorce. realizing wha ti was doing didn't come til a ew years later.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I didn't start until I was 20, after I had sex for the first time. I was on a 6-month cruise in the Navy with no outlet.
Haven't looked back since.
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i think he meant tossing of yourself.....
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When I was in sixth grade, this dude in my class got caught jerking off in the bath room. He never lived that one down; to this day his nickname is still "Whacker."
As for me, I started at the usual age... and not in public restrooms.
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I didn't masturbate till I was 20.
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
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Don't remeber...10 or 11 I think, or thereabouts. Best damned hobby I ever picked up.
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what's the usual age?
You know, the age when most well adjusted people start that sort of thing.
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what's the usual age?
You know, the age when most well adjusted people start that sort of thing.
We have well-adjusted people on these boards?
Sometimes I wish I didn't know now the things I didn't know then.
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No. Flagg was simply imitating the well adjusted kids at school is all.
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Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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What the hell? You gotta be lying.........no freakin' way that's true.....EVERYBODY has a sex drive: even conservative southern girls....
Having a sex drive and acting on it are too seperate matters -- much the same as I don't allow my egregious temper to control me, nor do I let my other drives. I have a normal, albeit horribly repressed, sex drive -- I just don't give into it for my own moral and philosophical reasons (I'm also a practicing Catholic).
I find it humorous that anytime I mention to folks who don't know me well, they disbelieve, yet when I mention it to those who do know me, they believe easily. It's really not that odd.
Of course, I've also never drdrank as well -- I'm one big innocent lug! 
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He fixes the cable?
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quiet lest I-man's anger be unleashed!
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I was on a 6-month cruise .
Haven't looked back since.
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Hasn't happened to me yet either. I had two hands to choose from and they both looked so inviting.
I don't have fifty million dollars.
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i started 9 - 11
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When I was in sixth grade, this dude in my class got caught jerking off in the bath room. He never lived that one down; to this day his nickname is still "Whacker."
"This dude".....sure Whacker,sure!
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When I was in sixth grade, this dude in my class got caught jerking off in the bath room. He never lived that one down; to this day his nickname is still "Whacker."
"This dude".....sure Whacker,sure!
I was waiting for someone to pin this on me... lies, all lies.
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Of course, I've also never drdrank as well -- I'm one big innocent lug!
Hey I haven't ever drunk alcohol, smoke ciggarettes, tried drugs in any form, or had sex........where in the Bible does it say masturbation is wrong? or evil? Wasn't God the one that created the sex drive-all be it with boundaries?!?
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Of course, I've also never drdrank as well -- I'm one big innocent lug!
Hey I haven't ever drunk alcohol, smoke ciggarettes, tried drugs in any form, or had sex........where in the Bible does it say masturbation is wrong? or evil? Wasn't God the one that created the sex drive-all be it with boundaries?!?
Isn't there an episode in the Old Testament where someone gets punished for "Throwing His Seed Upon the Ground?" I'm not 100% sure about this one, but maybe someone else is?
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Yeah but it's cuz he pulled outta the girl to prevent her from having his kid which was disobeying God's command........
Although I think its poetic justice.......you don't pull out before the girl climaxes, I mean COME ON NOW!
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Yeah but it's cuz he pulled outta the girl to prevent her from having his kid which was disobeying God's command........
Although I think its poetic justice.......you don't pull out before the girl climaxes, I mean COME ON NOW!
Ahhhh... okay that makes sense. I'll have to re-read that passage, do you happen to know where it is or where it might be found in the Bible?
But, no matter what the circumstance of this story, it only concerns male masturbation, or orgasm, or whatever, not female.
So ladies...
Godspeed!
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Yeah but it's cuz he pulled outta the girl to prevent her from having his kid which was disobeying God's command........
Although I think its poetic justice.......you don't pull out before the girl climaxes, I mean COME ON NOW!
This is rationalizing. Rationalizing to the max. This is worse than when the Protestants tried to explain away the verses in Leviticus and James that spoke for the co-dependency of faith and acts.
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My thoughts on my Catholicism affecting my choices in this regard deal more with general Temperance as a means of controlling my urges (rather than them controlling me), not on ruling out any activity proscribed against in the vast rulebook called Leviticus.
As I've made mention, I'm all in favor of sex, but my personal choice is to hold back from sexual behavior until there's another person, who I care about, involved.
And I appear to have hijacked this thread somewhat.
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i was 11, watching scrambled ppv porn.
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