"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks "Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so." - Bertrand Russell (1872-1970) "Wit is educated insolence." - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.) "My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates (470-399 B.C.) "Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me." - Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914) "A narcissist is someone better looking than you are." - Gore Vidal
