ahem.....well Brian the first thing you need to do...I mean your friend needs to do is talk with his parents. Then you I mean your friend may see they won't hate you I mean him. Your parents ....shit... I mean his parents will be upset but they will come around. Plus this will explain why you I mean him can never close the deal with hot chicks and why you are so into male bodies (Jesus's abs for example)......maybe now you will tell everyone the truth that Jesus is the cute little puerto rican boy who does landscaping with his shirt off......and not the mesiah.
Anyhow be honest with yourself and maybe talk to some of the gay members here...... they could give you advice. And thank you for this thread it will make me laugh for many weeks to come.
