You really don't want to know.

Leseee.....

Batman mows down and incinerates Gotham cops with his car.

After just having witnessed his parents death, Dick Grayson is kidnapped, tossed in the batmobile, called a punk, called retarded, slapped around, pretty much physically and mentally abused by Batman and forced to choose to be his partner.

He says he's the "goddamned Batman".

Batman says "cool" when he first spots the aforementioned cops.

Alfred and Vicki Vale in a very sexually suggestive pose.

etcetera etcetera


It

just

boggled

the

mind.

oh yeah, and out of nowhere, the Batmobile sports rockets and becomes airborne. The fiery exhaust being pointed in the general vicinity of the aforementioned Gotham cops.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. --Will Rogers "I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees." - George W. Bush I don't think anybody could have predicted that these people would .. try to use an airplane as a missile, a hijacked airplane as a missile. - Condoleeza Rice Barbara Bush: It's Good Enough for the Poor To comfort the powerless and make the powerful uncomfortable.