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unrestrained id said:
You really don't want to know.

Leseee.....

Batman mows down and incinerates Gotham cops with his car.

After just having witnessed his parents death, Dick Grayson is kidnapped, tossed in the batmobile, called a punk, called retarded, slapped around, pretty much physically and mentally abused by Batman and forced to choose to be his partner.

He says he's the "goddamned Batman".

Batman says "cool" when he first spots the aforementioned cops.

Alfred and Vicki Vale in a very sexually suggestive pose.

etcetera etcetera


It

just

boggled

the

mind.

oh yeah, and out of nowhere, the Batmobile sports rockets and becomes airborne. The fiery exhaust being pointed in the general vicinity of the aforementioned Gotham cops.



Holy fuck, I thought this post was a joke. I just got my copy and ... geezus...