I write Meeko's Mic Night, with Meeko's blessing, of course. I also draft Lor's promos, which she then edits to give it that touch only a woman can.
I thought James and I were pretty clear in our promos about what our differences are. I guess that's something we'll have to work on.
As for Sammitch, the only reason he appears to be my sidekick is because he doesn't promote himself like he used to. When he was at the top of his game, he could have made a run for the Cheese Title. I still think he has that presence when he posts, but he's got to come up with something every week. (Hear that, buddy? Post!)
