Monroe: Tonight, we've got three number one contenders matches!
Marcum: Three? It feels like more!
Monroe: Well, one of them is a hardcore battle royal-
Marcum: Not just any hardcore battle royal! This is El Superbeasto's Former Hardcore Porn Champion Invitational Battle Royal!
Monroe: And then there is the tag team number one contenders match-
Marcum: Howlerama will finally break up the band!
Monroe: And finally, we've got the Big Cheese Belt number one contenders match!
Marcum: It's a crime that Charlie is forced to fight Tommy Savitz tonight when he should be the number one contender!
Monroe: Maybe according to you. What
is a crime is having not one, but
two titles on the line on Havoc!
Marcum: Two titles? On a Tuesday night?
Monroe: That's right! The Lightweight Faggot Belt and the Boobie Belt are both on the line!
Marcum: Can it be coincidence that one of those titles is the Boobie Belt?
Monroe: ...
Marcum: What?
Monroe: Don't go anywhere folks! The Havoc starts now!
