*The Crotch is recovering backstage with El Superbeasto and Louie Bastardo.
Crotch: El Superbeasto. . .give me a second. . .oww. . .tonight you've put together a former Hardcore Porn Champion Invitational Battle Royal to determine the number one contender to your championship. Is there anyone in particular you hope to face at Uncircumsized?
ES: I do not care. El Superbeasto is mas macho. It does not matter who wins.
Crotch: Not even if it's. . .
The Crotch looks around nervously.
Crotch: Darth?
ES: Puta Darth is unworthy of Hardcore Porn title! I have destroyed him at SummerScam! I am not worried about that maricone. However, tonight am planning big celebration for my Hardcore Porn title win, and I will show senorita Chesty what true lucha style means!
Superbeasto and Louie laugh at this and the Crotch seems to lighten up a bit.
Crotch: But what about last week and your encounter with Balls Nasty?
ES: Balls Nasty is little chihuahua who think he is big, bad lobo. Balls Nasty is not worthy of Hardcore Porn title shot or any title shot! And tonight, El Superbeasto will make sure that Balls Nasty pays for leaving the Family!
LB: Let's go, we've got a battle royal to supervise.
Superbeasto and Louie walk off camera as the Crotch realizes he's alone in the hallway. He hears a noise from offstage and shrieks loudly.
Crotch: Hey guys! Guys! Can I go too? Wait up!
