*The Crotch is running down the hall but as he turns the corner he runs into Chesty Lerou, knocking her down. He is about to help her up when he sees Darth standing next to her. The Crotch lets out another shriek and runs away in the opposite direction. Darth helps Chesty back to her feet.*
Chesty: This just isn't my day. First, Sneaky pricks my finger and gets all vampy on me, and now I'm getting knocked down in the hall! (Chesty pauses and smiles at Darth) Still, I guess it was worth it just to see the look on that coward's face.
Darth: This federation is filled with cowards. It makes me sick to think about who is holding some of the titles. Fearful turds like MisterJLA and Captain Howdy.
Chesty: You know, JLA has been getting more bold with his advances. He's starting to scare me.
Darth: In time, it will be he who fears you. For all will beware the power, of the darksiiiiiiiddde.
*Darth and Chesty continue walking down the hall towards the stage area.*
