Trip To The Vet: Charlie versus Tommy Savitz

The Family Enforcer took the fight to the Tuesday Night Rocker. Tommy Savitz put up as much of a fight as possible, but Charlie would not be denied his victory. Using he speed advantage, Charlie brutalized his opponent with a borderline hardcore style that kept Tommy Savitz off-balance. Taking a page out of the playbook of the Family’s previous Enforcer, Charlie used the Enforcer spinebuster to set up his new finisher - the Tower Of London (RKO) – and get the pin.


Tag Team Title - #1 Contender’s Match: Tuesday Night Rockers versus Howlerama

This second showdown between the Family and the Tuesday Night Rockers was a little bit more even, though the end result was drastically different. Highwayman and Two-Ton Tommy were evenly matched and neither one could gain the upper hand over the other. Once Howler and James Fantastic entered the match, things started to change. Though Howler had a distinct size and strength advantage, James Fantastic was able to use his speed and high-risk moves to turn the tide in his team’s favor. While James worked on Howler, Two-Ton Tommy clotheslined Highwayman off the ring apron and onto the ring florr, stunning him long enough for the Tuesday Night Rockers to execute the Tuesday Night Spectacular for the pin and the victory. The Tuesday Night Rockers will be facing the Allied Powers at Uncircumcised!

(After The Match…)

Monroe: And with that win the Tuesday Night Rockers have earned a title match against JLA and Howdy, the Tag Team Champion Allied Powers!

What the...?

MisterJLA and...Jeeves?

JLA and his loyal butler have rushed The Rockers, and are attacking them in the ring!

Monroe: Of all the nerve! The Rockers have just fought a tough battle, and JLA and Jeeves must be trying to hurt them before their title match at Uncircumcised!

Marcum: What a brilliant strategy! JLA didn't even wrestle tonight, so he's at full strength to give The Rockers a beating!
But why isn't Howdy helping him, instead of Jeeves?

Monroe: That proves it! After their problems last week, Howdy has left the team!

Marcum: Or maybe he's too hurt from the Hardcore Battle Royale to come down here and help!

Before long, Two Ton Tommy overpowers Jeeves, and throws him over the top rope. He then assists James Fantastic, who was trapped in JLA's "Justice Lock of America"!



Two Ton grabs JLA, and powerbombs him. Jeeves reaches under the bottom rope, and drags JLA out of the ring. The two then scramble to safety.

Monroe: Fantastic may have suffered some damage to his ankle! And will Howdy and JLA put their problems aside in time for Uncircumcised?

Marcum: I don't know, but it will be the greatest PPV EVER!


Women's Boobie Belt Mud Wrestling Match: Sneaky Bunny versus Lor

It was match no one will soon forget. Once both competitors entered the mud-filled ring, what was supposed to be some form of wrestling turned into a straight out fight as they began throwing each other into the mud. At one point, Lor tried to drown Sneaky while locking her in Harlequinaid, but a grab of the ropes forced a break of the hold. Both women found themselves losing pieces of clothing as they slipped in the mud and grabbed each other for support.

Monroe: This is turning out to be one messy match!

Marcum: I think I just saw some boobies! WOO!!! I love it!!!

It wasn’t long before Lothar found himself face first in a pile of mud, and that's when Sneaky tried to hit Lor with a loaded punch. Lor dropped as Sneaky tried to connect with a right, and kicked her legs out from under her. Sneaky fell down hard, and Lor quickly got back to her feet to end the match with The Last Laugh. Lothar got his head up just in time to count the pin. Lor took a few moments to feed Sneaky Bunny a few mud pies before Lothar pulled the new Women’s Champion off her fallen opponent and demanded that she leave the ring. As Lor made her way up the ramp, Sneaky was on her hands and knees spitting out mud. Lothar went to help her up, but she grabbed a handful and shoved it in his mouth.

Monroe: That was uncalled for!

Marcum: Sneaky just shared some mud pie with Lothar. What's wrong with that?