..and there I was, thinking that the UK is far behind the US, in matters that count!
How wrong I was!
If a stripper doesn't rub her bare-assed pussy into me groin - I feel let down! Imagine my disgust at going to a strip joint in downtown chicago and realising that the girls don't take their panties off and paint their nipples!
Come over to England, drink GOOD beer and give the girls 1 pound to shove their thruppences into your face!
God save the Queen!
