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got a steamy fantacy you would like to share write it up and
post it here. short, long, size doesnt matter.
ill be writing an epic long one for your enjoyment.
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part one
The door bell rang as he gets up off the couch from watching the basketball game. “That better be the damn pizza.” He scoffed as he walks over to the door with heavy feet. His dusty blonde hair falling in his eyes. He brushes it away as he reaches for his wallet in his back pocket and the doorknob. He turns the knob and flings the apartment door open.
“It’s about damn time you de- …” he stopped in mid sentenced as he stares with grey-blue eyes at the body before him, holding out his wallet slightly.
“Well I didn’t think you where gonna pay me for my services but, okay!” she giggles as she walks right past him and over to the couch where she plops. Her long brownish-red hair flops behind her over the back of the couch.
He stood there in the doorway to his own apartment a little dumbfounded.
She looks over at him with her bright green eyes, laughs sweetly and smiles. The lights from the TV dance off her innocent face, giving her an almost mystical look.
“Didn’t expect to see me did yah.”
He smiles sheepishly and looks down at his feet as he closes the door.
“Not exactly, no.” He walks over to where she’s sitting and stands by the couch. He couldn’t help but look at her long legs stretched out over his coffee table.
“You want a soda or something?” he asked as he made his way back around the couch and over to the small kitchen perfect for a single man. He ran his fingers through his hair to get it out of his eyes for a few more seconds before it flops back in them.
“Sure, what kinda sumthing do yah got?” she places an arm on the back of the couch and glances over at the TV for a moment before looking back over at her friend as he bends down to look in the frig. His jeans pulled tight against his butt, the tops of his boxers showed under his baby blue t-shirt from Grand Theft Auto. He was always wearing gamers shirts like that.
He reaches back into the his small apartment sized frig and glances around for a bit. Chuckles “Not much in the sumthing department, sorry.” He pulls out two cans of mountain dew and stands up. “But I do have my favorite.” He grins as he strolls back over to the couch. Ambers eyes watch him the whole way.
“That’s fine, Cole.” She takes the can from him and places her arm back down at her side.
Cole flips the tab over on his can, it makes a hissing sound, suddenly it sprays a slight mist of soda. He hops back a little so it doesn’t get all over him. He shakes his husky hand from the soda. Then plops down beside her, props his right leg up on the coffee table and let out a relaxing sigh. She giggles, as she opens her can as well, then places the lip of it against her full blushed colored lips to take a swig.
“So, Amber, what brings you over, I thought you had other plans for tonight with a certain someone?” Cole asks as he finds his eyes mesmerized by her drinking. He slowly looks down to the top she’s wearing to distract him self. It didn’t help, his eyes quickly dart back up for she wore a white low cut baby-tee and he could see cleavage.
She places the can on to the table and leans back against the couch moving her left leg up beside her. She reaches down sliding her hand along her leg down to her foot to slip off her blue skater shoe. She lets it drop to the floor.
“Well, I was gonna, but he blew me off, again. So.” Reaching for the second shoe she slips it off, just as quickly drops it to the floor. Coles eyes went back up to hers as he watch’s her with concern and envy. He moves his left arm up over the back of the couch and turns slightly towards her. He’s always had a thing for her and it was getting worse as each moment passes that they spent together.
“Geez, again.” He brushes her hair back over her shoulder. It was soft and smooth like silk. He’s touched it so many times and each time it became harder to resist.
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she belched. "excuse me!" she said. "I'm not used to carbonation." She burps again, the rancid gas exploding across her lips like a mouth-fart.
"Oh god, Amber! I can't hold out any longer!" Croony Craig Cooortis... whassisname said and leaned over to kiss her flushed lips. He shoved his tongue into her mouth and grabbed her left boob. She went "mmmmm" and he got hard thinking how much she must be enjoying herself. Then she burped again, breaking the passsionate face embrace.
"Oh," she apologised, "I'll make that up to you." He loved the taste of Mountain Dew, going down or coming up.
"I am so turned on right now," he whispered horsely into her ear. Still honking her boob he rotated his butt so he could use his other hand and unbutton her jeans. Sliding his hand between her kinda cottege-cheesy thighs he fingered his way to her cootch. It was rough and dry. Noticing his obvious uncertainty she explained, "It's a genetic problem - here," and brought some vasaline out of her purse.
He slathered the greasy petrolium jelly on his fingers and slid them to penetrate.
"Ow, that's my asshole!" she cried in pain.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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i wrote this senior year of HS, its 11 pages long but i'll just paste a crop of it.
"i forgotten just how frightening those movies were". It was dark when Abby settled into Hougho's car saded with pizza and cheap red wine. the breeze was fridged, stinging her cheeks with teh first bites of winter. they were just returning from a vincent Price film.
"i've always enjoyed the way teh cop gets the girl in the house of wax"
"all Vincent needed was a good analist", she said as Hougho adjusted the radio.
"sure and he would of dropped you into the vat of wax and turned you into.." he turned his head for a narrow-eyed stare, "helen of Troy i think"
"not bad"
she closed her eyes for a sec, just to relax. the heater hummed with the moody music from the car radio. She remember the lyrics and sang them in her head.
"tired?"
"no, comfortable. Horror movies are a real escape valve for tention I garentee no one there was thinking of hteir next house payment or the greenhouse effect."
He let out a breezy chuckle as he drove out of the parking lot, "you know doc, some people may look at it as simple entertainment. It didn't seem like you were thinking escape valve when our herowin was running through the fog. "
"it must of been he woman on the other side of you"
"i was sitting on a end Abby"
"she had a long reach". Abby slightly turned in her seat, restrained by the seat belt but she still caught a glance at the familar buildings. "you missed the turn to my apartment."
"no doll, i didn't miss it, i didn't take it, yu said you weren't tired right?"
"Well no, i'm not," she had never seemed more awake, more alive. the song seemed to be playing just under her skin. promising romance but yet heartache. "where are we going?"
"a little place i know where the musics nice and they don't water-down the liquor."
She ran her tongue over her teeth, "i'd like that." Interested she faced him, his profile struck my street lights, deviding it into plains. It was funny, at times the light hit him and he looked strong, handsome, someone a woman might run to for safety, but then the light would move hitting those plaines differently, making him look like a man someone would run from. She stopped, she told herself she had made a policy long ago not to analyze the people she dated.
Hougho manovered and pulled between a honda three-wheeler and a hatch back.
"hurm, whats this?"
He pulled out the keys but yet left them dangling in his hand, "this is where i live."
She looked out at he building. Four stories, faded red brick and green awnings. "Oh." Her decision, she understood herself enough to understand that, she knew herself good enough to know how often she didn't take risks. May it was time. "you have Scotch?" She turned back to see his smile
"yeah"
"that'll do"
"the air snapped cold as soon as she stepped outside, he let her in the lobby. There was about a dozen mailslots against one wall. the carpet was pale green, clean but almosst thread-bare. There was no doorman, no security guard, just a dime stairwell. "it sure is a quiet building," she said as they climbed to the second floor.
"Everyone tends to keep to themselves"
There was a faint sent of mexican cooking as he stopped to open his door. the light above head winked a few times, as if it were keeping some sort of melody. His apartment was cleaner than she has expected. The sofa obviously the promident piece of furanture was not new at all. Low to the ground it was plump full of throw pillows. Tthere was posters not paintings covering the walls. He also had a lot of books, one wall nearly full of htem.
"scotch straight up right?"
"right."
When he went to the kitchen she shuffled over to the window, the streets in his neghbourhood weren't as quite as they were in hers. traffic groaned and shifted along. He wouldn't take himself far from the action she though.
"I promised you music."
She turned and looked at him. The simple collared sweater and faded jeans he wore suited him. She thought at one point that he understood himself very well, and now it would be foolish to deny that she wanted to understand him, "yeah, you did."
He handed her a glass and looked at her. He thought about how different she was, how she looked so different from any other woman he brought home. That quiet class of hers demand that a man swallow his lust and take the whole person. Wondering if he was ready to he sat down his glass and flipped through his records. When he put one on the turntable Abby heard the heated sound of jazz.
"leon Redbone."
He shook his head as he turned towards her, "you keep surprising me."
"my grandfather is one of his biggest fans," She took a sip of her drink as she walked over and picked up the album cover. "it seems that the two of you have alot in common"
"me and the senator, i'll bet."
"i'm serious, your gonna have to come over and meet him."
The humour was still there as he walked over and pulled hte drink from her hand. She now seemed approachable again. he felt he need for it, the desire of it, "i'm glad your here."
"so am i," she gently moaned as she leaned back into him, watciing the traffic below again.
"you know Abby, there's still something we haven't done together yet..." as he played with tge soft strands of hair falling back onto his chest. his breathe floated over her cheek as he turned her towards him, "danced."
Whether the sigh she let out was of relief or comforthe wasn't sure as she relaxed against him.
"there's something i've noticed about you doc."
"huh?"
"you feel good, real good"
"hougho...."
"relax Abby," He made long slow strokes up and down her back. "Another thing i've noticed, you don't relax much."
His body hard against hers, his lips warm against her temple. "At the moment it isn't easy."
"good," her hair smelt wonderful, fresh and rich. "You know doc, i haven't been sleeping well."
Her eyes were nearly closed but it wasn't cause of relaxation. "You've got alot on your mind with this case."
"but there's been something else on my mind."
"what?"
"you", He drew her back a little. eyes open and on hers he teased her mouth. "I can't stop thiking about you. I think i have a problem." As he wanted to all evening he slipped a hand under her sweater and let her skin warm him. "starting tongiht."
"i don't think..." but he stopped her with a kiss. A long slow melting of lips. there was a hesitation in her that licked at his desire. "Stay with me Abby."
"Hougho..." She drew out of his arms wanting the distance and the control. "I think we're rushing this."
"I've wanted you from the start." it wasn't his style to admit it but this also wasn't his usual game.
"I don't take sex lightly, I can't"
"i'm not taking you lightly, I wish i could. But I can't take anothe night without you." He took her face in his hands. He bent to kiss her, "stay."
"he lit candles in the bedroom. The music had stopped and she had thought she could almost hear the echo of it. He walked over and gathered her close. "your shaking."
"I feel like a schoolgirl."
"I'm scared to death."
"are you?"
There was a smile on her lips. she put her hands on his face and drew him back.
"i feel, like, i dunno, like a kid in the back of his dads Buick about to tackle his frist bra snaps. " He put his hands to her wrists to stop temptation for a moment. "there's never been anyone like you. I keep worrying i'm gonna make a wrong move."
Nothing he could of said would have reasured her more. she drew his face to hers for a test, a nibble, a kiss that seemed to have grown into a hungry bite. "so far so good." she whispered. "Hougho, make love with me, I've always wanted you to."
He kept his eyes on hers as he drew u the bulky sweater. then her hair was draped over naked shoulders. Moonlight and candlelight danced across her skin. He traced his own shadow over it. She lifted his sweater off. His torso leanand firm. she pressed her lips on his shoulder. he fussed with teh snap of her jeans and laid her back onto the bed. her hair flared out across the bed. Her dark eyes heavy, lips parted.
"i've wanted you here i can't tellyou how much or how often."
She reached up and touched the sides of his face, "well, you could show me." When she put her arms down she discovered she was relaxed and waiting for him. His experience might have been greater but his need wasn't. Her Had been under tight control and not that it was let free it was ripe and hungry. They rolled over the sheets damp and naked forgetting the civilized to the ordinary. The spread had rumpled and tangled beneath them. He cursed at it then pulled her free and on top of him. Her breasts small and pale, he cupped one then both. He heard her mermer deeply of pleasure as he watched her eyes close with it. The she was pulling him to her. Her mouth was like a fever. His intention to treat her like a lady with care was abandonded at the moment when her arms and legs wrapped around him. Here she wasn't he cool and classy Abby, but a woman and passionate and demanding as any man could want. She skin was soft and almost breakable to the touch it seemed but oh so slicked with desire. He skimmed his tongue over it thirsting for her. She arched, letting needs, passions, fantasies have their way. Here and now are all that matter. The rest of the world could wait.
Candlelgiht flickered then went out. Hours later He woke up, Abby curled up in a ball beside him naked Her blonde hair curtaining her face. He leaned in and pulled a blanket over her. For awhile, he just sat back, grinning, watching over her as she slept.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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I know I've posted this elsewhere, but I think the time is right to post it again.
She said, "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt."
So Grimm fucked her six times and then hit her with a shovel.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Joe Mama said: I know I've posted this elsewhere, but I think the time is right to post it again. Bottle of vodka. Shop Vac. 'nuff said.
That's quite the.... "erotic" story, Mr. Mama.
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PCG342 said: Last night I was fingercuffed by PJP and Rex. It only hurt when PJP put his penis in my anticipating buttocks. When they were through they whitewashed me with their Greek man-chowder. Then Klinton tonguebathed me. I had the best weekend!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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*cough* Oh, that's the one you wanted me to post?
Whoops, sorry.
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PCG342 said: I prefer to be assfucked in a bed so that my lover can thrust my face into the headboard. It hurts, but it helps me forget that my O-rings are getting shredded. I forget a lot of things this way.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Dave...can you please, for the love of God, stop using my name in your sick fantasies? You are well aware I wouldn't touch a single one of you nasty ass fucks.
Thanks.
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 Thanks, Klinton. I know you wouldn't want to tongue-bathe Mr. Finn, but he keeps fantasizing about you...
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klinton said: Dave...can you please, for the love of God, stop using my name in your sick fantasies? You are well aware I wouldn't touch a single one of you nasty ass fucks.
Thanks.
Liar. You KNOW you want to introduce Chris Oakley to the joy that exists when a man loves another man.
Oh, and PCG considers a Dirty Sanchez to be the best gift he could be given. Why he told me that, I dunno.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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What the hell is a Dirty Sanchez!? [yeah, I really don't know]
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It's when the guy switches from her pussy to her asshole in the middle of doggie style (very quickly).
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Dabney Donovan said: It's when the guy switches from her pussy to her asshole in the middle of doggie style (very quickly).
No it isn't. That just leads to a fish-eye, which is countered with the fish hook.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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wait... wait wait wait wait wait.
Nevermind.
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Wrong link, dumbass!
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Try:
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You can look up whatever it is you don't know.
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Wrong link, dumbass!
Least I'm not a straight guy posing as a fag.
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Nope...but a fag posing as a straight guy isn't much better, mate.
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The above 2 posts are freakin' hilarious.....that is all.
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Try:
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I know what a Dirty Gomez is...
He fixes the cable?
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Sunday Morning by MisterJLA
I woke up at Noon today, and was in the mood for some Dyanna Lauren porn.
I digged through my collection of old VCR tapes, and found "Hard Feelings", a Vivid classic.
I placed the tape in the VCR/DVD player, and went to the bathroom to secure some Kleenex and hand lotion.
When I went back to the TV, I saw Dyanna eating out fellow lesbo Felicia, in front of a huge window. I almost made it through the entire scene.
When I finished, I threw the used Kleenex in the trash. I washed my hands, and decided to go back to sleep.
The End.
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PCG342 said: What the hell is a Dirty Sanchez!? [yeah, I really don't know]
Try:
www.urbandictionary.com
You can look up whatever it is you don't know.
I know what a Dirty Gomez is...
GAH!

 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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See, she's demonstrating it right now. All you gotta is open her mouth and let the magic happen...
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so instead of whipping it across her lip i dip it in her mouth?
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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Fuck you. 
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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sneaky bunny said: so instead of whipping it across her lip i dip it in her mouth?

And the "fuck you" was for TK...
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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You WISH, mamacita! 
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harleykwin said: Fuck you.
i'm too hungover to
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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harleykwin said: Fuck you.
i'm too hungover to
I hate hangovers... 
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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That's not what I heard.
Size Queen.
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I would think that you'd be the last person to make size an issue... *smirk*
Poor Poor TK
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Oh, save your pity! It ain't gettin' me laid! 
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Bitter, party of 1...

 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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TK-069 said: Oh, save your pity! It ain't gettin' me laid!
Maybe if you try playing for the other team.....
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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sneaky bunny said: Maybe if you try playing for the other team.....
No, no...you girls can keep him.
If karma's a bitch, it will be my bitch!
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