Drunk Dave is in a bar rubbing some babe's ass, and she likes it.....then he goes down the back of her pants somehow and ends up in her crack..whoops she smiles and gives him the "hey" eye.....he stops a few few minutes later he goes back to rubbing her ass and does the same fucking thing and the same mishap happens...he then says "I'm fucking drunk and I need to go sit at the bar, sorry".

End of night.