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PrincessElisa said:
Rack the Uschi.....wow girl you have a future in EF ya know

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I give that tale three and a half boners...



Just three and a half......come on now :P

I still say Uschi's is the best though..........even if I didn't want to hear about Jokers and Harley Quinn's sexual relationship :P



Fer a teacher you sure don't read. I didn't write it (note the writing credits at the bottom). I stole the longest one I could from some fanfic pron site.

Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"