I appreciate the sugar coating, Uschi, but you forgot to mention that Nygma promised us we'd get a sliver of seclusion when we borrowed his room. Who in Rob's name does he think I am? Anne Frank? PJPervert and his twirling buttknocker groin stalkers are going to have a blood orgy with this one.

You're a dead man, Nygma! Forget decapitation, I'm sending you to Apokolips where Darkseid will make you give Granny Goodness a full body massage!

Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps! Cross-eyed mosquitoes, and bow-legged ants! I come before you to stand behind you. To tell you a story I know nothing about. One bright morning, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords, and shot each other. If you do not belive this lie, it's true! Ask the blind lady on the corner! She saw it, too! It's a Joker world, baby, you just live in it! Kaz said: Emperor Joker, you rule.