Now listen up, whose idea was it to involve me in "erotic" liasons with various members of the Batman mythos? Thus far I have been portrayed as klinton on crack/heroin/rohypnol (pick one), PJPervert in a rape session during school hours, and one of those guys who prefer doggie style so they can pretend their gals are someone else! This is pure fresh and unadulterated blasphemy! What is this, Melrose Place? Flibbertigibbet!!

(insert puke graemlin here)

Apokolips is sounding better by the day, if only it weren't such a long walk from here...

Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps! Cross-eyed mosquitoes, and bow-legged ants! I come before you to stand behind you. To tell you a story I know nothing about. One bright morning, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords, and shot each other. If you do not belive this lie, it's true! Ask the blind lady on the corner! She saw it, too! It's a Joker world, baby, you just live in it! Kaz said: Emperor Joker, you rule.