"Yes." Klinton didn't giggle. He seriously was gonna be on top. Both of them were still pretty flaccid so Uschi came up with a idea. She went in for an awkward hug and whispered softly in Klinton's ear, "Roooobb Kammmpphausssssssennn." Like a shot they were both as gay and hard as a couple of hard gay things.

Uschi dropped to her knees and ed Klinton's until he ed on her face and she went . They both for a good ten minutes.

Then Klinton rogered Uschi's asshole.

When they finished, Uschi thanked Klinton for the cookies and went home.

THE END!

Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"