RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW RDCW Uncircumsized 09.25.05

*When Charlie gets halfway up the ramp, the Cheesedome starts to shake as the stomping beat of "We Will Rock You" blasts over the speakers. The fans roar and sing along as the Cheese-o-tron comes to life showing clips of PenWing's Hardcore Porn, Donkey Lovin' Tag, and Big Cheese title match victories.*

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day

You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace

Kickin' your can all over the place

Singin'
'We will we will rock you'


'We will we will rock you'

Everybody
'We will we will rock you'

'We will we will rock you'

Alright

*As the instrumental end to the song kicks in, PenWing walks onto the stage holding his Sherwood high. He stands there as the fans chant his name, and slowly holds up a mic to his lips.*

I promptly lost the Big Cheese Title to Joe Mama? Charlie, the only one here who's promptly lost anything, is you. You've lost your sanity!

*Pops from the crowd.*

Seriously, what were you thinking when you attacked me backstage last week? Did you think I would roll over and let you just bully your way into the Big Cheese division? If you want in, you're gonna to have to earn it just like everyone else. Just like me!

*More pops from the crowd.*

Let's forget about the Big Cheese Title for a second. If that clip didn't do enough to educate you on exactly who you're stepping into the ring with tonight, let me lay it all out for you. Before I took the Big Cheese Title away from King Snarf, away from Louie Bastardo, before that happened, I did something you never did. I held the Hardcore Porn Title. Twice. I did it by speaking sofly-

*PenWing raises his Sherwood.*

And carrying a big stick!

*The crowd roars.*

Surprisingly, even more difficult, was winning the Donkey Lovin' Tag Team Championship alongside Captain Sammitch. Tell me Charlie, how many Tag Team Championships have you won? Wait, don't answer that, because we all know what you're going to say. You haven't won any!

*The crowd cheers.*

So now you want to step into the ring with the big boys? Just like that, you think you have what it takes to walk through this building on your Pitbull Line? Charlie, you walked that line right into the wrong person, because tonight, you're not just stepping into that ring behind you ro take on a former Big Cheese Champion in a wrestling match. No way. You want to take on the big boys, you need to prove just how tough you are! In a Hockey Fight!

*The crowd roars.*

Now, you're probably wondering what a Hockey Fight is, so please allow me to explain to you how this will work. We fight, without weapons, in the ring. This Sherwood I'm holding, it stays in the locker room, as does your table leg. There is no countout and no submission. It takes a five count pin to win. That's five, Charlie, not three. Oh, and before I forget, there's one other little detail you might want to know about. Any third man in will be suspended. You want to beat me, Charlie? You want to prove you belong in the big leagues? You need do to do it all by yourself!

*The crowd cheers. It looks like PenWing is about to walk to the back, but instead he waits for the crowd to quiet down agian.*

I promptly lost the Big Cheese Title to Joe Mama? There was nothing prompt about my four month title reign. And there's going to be nothing prompt about the beating I hand out to you tonight! Sudden Death doesn't die tonight, Charlie. It's not something you can kill. It's a rule of life. A simple fact. Anytime, anywhere, anyway you want it, <the crowd joins in> SUDDEN DEATH RULES!

*PenWing raises his Sherwood as "We Will Rock You" blasts over the speakers. He stares down at Charlie for a few mintutes as more security guards run down to prevent any further altercations with the crowd or PenWing. Satisfied that he won't be hit from behind, PenWing makes his way backstage.*