RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW RDCW Uncircumsized 09.25.05

Captain Sammitch is at the head of the ramp when "Faded" cues up. As the guitar intro blasts over the speakers, Joe Mama steps out from the back, microphone in hand, Title over his shoulder. He turns to his challenger.

JM: Do you wanna hear this from in the ring? Or would you prefer to hide out in the back where it's "safe"?

Joe Mama walks to the ring and, after a moment, Captain Sammitch follows him. Joe Mama enters the ring and holds up the Heavyweight Cheese Title to the crowd. They mostly cheer, though there are some booing. Sammitch enters the ring. Joe turns to address him.

JM: Last week, Sammitch, you survived one hell of a match to earn your title shot tonight. You were battered and beaten by two men who are no slouches themselves. And I'll be honest: if I had been asked, I would not have picked you to pull off the victory. Especially after you lost to James Fantastic, of all people. Balls Nasty is a fierce competitor. He's a gay Scientologist, but a fierce competitor. And Nowhereman's midlife crisis only makes him more dangerous to his opponents than he already was. So, in the end, I'm going to give credit where it's due. You earned your title shot and I'm not afraid to say that I was impressed with the way you battled to win it.

The crowd cheers. Chants of "Sammitch" and "JM" fill the arena. Captain Sammitch nods to the crowd in appreciation and mouths the words "Thank You" to Joe Mama...

JM: But let's be honest here. It's a long way from "impressed" to "respect".

The crowd reacts to that statement. Many people boo Joe Mama. Some are still cheering and others are still chanting names.

Monroe: What does the Champion mean by that? Captain Sammitch has earned everyone's respect with his performance last week!

Marcum: Shut up and he'll tell us!

JM: I earned this belt that I have over my shoulder. Through blood, sweat, and broken bones. I have battled everyone who stepped up to take what was mine. And I'm proud to say I kicked a LOT of asses to get to where I am. Including your good buddy PenWing. In one hell of a match, I drove home a very serious point that I've been making for months: if you're focused on friendship and loyalty to your buddies, you WILL fail in this business! You and PenWing seem to think that the RDCW is a great social club where people are dying to meet and be pals. The truth is that the RDCW is a business! And I've said it dozens of times, it's a business of titles! While you and PenWing sit around campfires and sing friendship songs and consider these fans your pals. I've been out here winning titles! I've been bleeding and risking my health and livelihood to make myself the best damn wrestler in this promotion! And this belt - this Big Cheese Title - says I've succeeded!

The crowd is cheering.

JM: Let me say it again: I take nothing away from you. Your abilities and your dedication to what you believe in make you a great competitor. But the fact that you're more interested in your pals and these fans are what separate you and I. You are a great competitor! I am a great CHAMPION! And if I have to explain the difference, then that just underscores what the difference is. You won one HELL of a match last week! But your opportunity came because I issued an open challenge that you accepted, not because of where you stand in the rankings and not because of titles you held. You're here because I permitted it! I DEMANDED it! And don't kid yourself into believing otherwise!

Tonight, Sammitch, you and I will face each other. We've had a long, brutal feud that ended for a time with both of us in the hospital. And I was the one who put us BOTH there! Because I'm willing to go that extra yard and do what it takes to win! And if you're not ready to do the same then you're in for a long, bad match! I almost took you out of wrestling at Wargasms - if you're not ready to do everything it takes to beat me, then I WILL end your career tonight! This title means too much to me to just roll over and let you have it! You want to beat me? You want to be the Heavyweight Cheese Champion? Then, Sammitch, you better be willing to give MORE than 100%. Because, tonight, I'm not just looking to defend my title or end our feud...tonight, I'm looking to PERMANENTLY eliminate a contender for my Title!!!

See you later, Sammitch...

Joe Mama drops the microphone as "Faded" plays again. He walks past Captain Sammitch and, as he steps through the ring, says something to him. Captain Sammitch nods at him. He has an intense look on his face. Sammitch says something back that causes Joe Mama to smile and slowly nod. Joe Mama leaves the ring area as Captain Sammitch hypes up the crowd. Then he leaves the ring as well.

Monroe: What did those two say to each other?

Marcum: I don't know, but I do know this: tonight's Heavyweight Cheese Title Match will be one HELL of a match!!!