*Backstage, the Crotch is strutting down the hall when he stops at a door. The camera pans to show that it's Lor's locker room. The Crotch is about to knock when suddenly someone taps him on the shoulder. The Crotch lets out a yelp and turns around to see Lor standing behind him, smileing one of her sweet smiles.* Lor: Hiya darlin, I hear you've been looking for me.
Crotch: <clears his throat> That's right, I have. I have a surprise for you.
Lor: <beaming> Ooooooooh! I like surprises!
Crotch: <grins> Well, I don't know that you're going to like this one, but I sure will. You see, Lor, tonight, I have made arrangements to prevent you from giving me Punch & Judy.
Lor: <pouting> Y-you don't like my Punch & Judy?
Crotch: Of course I like your Punch & Judy, sweety. It's just, too much of it can put a... a strain on our relationship. Yes, that's it. You have to understand, Lor--honey, you're kind of woman is a lot for a man to handle. So, tonight, you can't give me Punch & Judy. In fact, tonight, you can't even lay a finger on me, because I will be the special guest referee in your title defense against Princess Elisa. And I must say <the Crotch eyes Lor over with a big grin> you do wear that Boobie Belt well.
Lor: <still pouting> I thought you liked my Punch & Judy... <Lor starts to sob>
Crotch: Oh, babe, don't cry, once the match is over, you'll be able to handle me again, and everything will be back to the way it was. But, until then <the Crotch stands tall> I have to be the model of impartiality. So I must distance myself from both match participants until the event itself.
*Lor stops sobbing and slowly looks up at the Crotch with her big green eyes. Another sweet smile starts to spread accross her lips as she begins to giggle.* Lor: You're going to be the model of impartiality, huh darlin?
Crotch: Of course. Tonight, I'm a referee. <does a little flexing> It is my sworn duty to call a fair and even match.
Lor: Darlin, you wouldn't know what fair and even means if it came right up to you and kissed you on the lips.
*Lor stops giggling and moves towards the Crotch, backing him into the door. Lor stands on her tippy toes and leans into him, supporting herself with her left hand against the door. She looks up at him as she places her right hand on his crotch. The Crotch inhales sharply.* Lor: <in a serious tone> Tonight, my darlin, when I step in that ring, you better be impartial. Cause if your not.... darlin you're going to find yourself
in parts. Now, if I were you, I'd think long and
hard <squizes the Crotchs, crotch> about exactly what it means to be impartial.
*Lor starts to slowly back away with a sexy, evil smile on her face. Just as the Crotch relaxes, Lor moves in close again. The Crotch jumps back, and finds himself falling as the door he was leaning on opens behind him. With no way of recovering, the Crotch falls into a pool of mud.* Crotch: You...you-
Lor: <giggling> Oh, Crotchypoo, you're not supposed to sit on the mud pie. Well, you can't go out to the ring looking all dirty like that. You're a referee tonight! You better go change. <seductively> See you later, my darlin.
*Lor blows him a kiss with a sweet evil smile and sudectively walks off huming Ring Around The Rosies. She does alittle skip*Lor:
ashes, ashes, we all fall down... *Lor turns the corner with a wink and disapears*
