IC Title
Nowhereman (C) vs. Balls Nasty
Nowhereman dominates initially with a series of chops and punches. Nasty is able to turn the tide with a low blow followed by a belly to belly suplex. Nasty attempts and early cover, but Nowhereman easily kicks out. Nasty begins to go to work on Nowhereman's knee with repeatid kicks and slams concentrating on the right kneecap. Nasty sets up for the figure-4 leglock but Nowhereman kicks out.
Nowhereman bounces off the rope and hits a Fucking Cuntline. As Nasty attempts to get back on his feet, Nowhereman comes in and locks in the Crippler Cuntface. Nowhereman grimaces as he pulls backwards on Nasty's neck. Balls is trying to pull Nowhereman's hands away and break the hold but can't. Nasty is fading. The referee takes his hand and it drops three times, but Nasty puts his foot on the bottom rope so the hold is broken. Nowhereman, not aware that the match wasn't over drops his guard. Nasty shoulder tackles Nowhereman's knee from behind, sending the champ to the mat. Quickly, Balls Nasty executes a figure-4. The two struggle. Nowhereman uses his arms to pick himself up and slide over to the ropes. He keeps reaching, but his hand is still inches away. Nowhereman lifts up again and pulls himself closer. His arms stretch out one more time and grabs the rope.
When Nasty is forced to break the hold, he grabs Nowhereman and sets him up for the Camero Cut. Nowhereman slides out and pushes Balls into the ropes. Nowhereman grabs Nasty by the throat and prepares a Fuck off slam. Nasty elbows Nowhereman in the face and breaks free. Nasty hits a Tavernsmasher on Nowhereman and ascends to the top rope. There he poses for the crowd and mockingly points to his opponent. As he takes to the air, Nowhereman jumps up and catches him on the way down. Without hesitation, Nowhereman hits the Fuck off slam in the center of the ring. The champ then covers Nasty for the three count and retains his title.
Backstage after the match
Nasty is walking back to the locker room when he is hit in back of the head with a steel chair. El Superbeasto stands over him with bandages around his masked face.
Superbeasto: This, gringo, is revenge.
Beasto rolls Nasty onto his back and places the chair over him. El Superbeasto then hits a Giantsault.
Asylum Rules Match
Grimm vs. Tommy Savitz
"Lyla" cues up as Tommy "The Surgeon" Savitz and his wife, Terri, enter the arena. Tommy pauses in mid ring to take the mic and declares "I AM THAT DAMN GOOD!" as the fans chant along. Tommy smiles as Terri removes his outer jacket and steps out of the ring. He flexes his muscles and pulls on one of the ring ropes to loosen up.
The CheeseDome goes dark as "Cemetary Gates" begins to play and the Dark Lords rise up from beneath the entranceway. Grimm steps into the lead as Darth and Pig Iron (and Chesty Lerou) follow him to ringside.
Monroe: What are they doing heading down to the ring?
MarcuM: It's Asylum Rules! Anything goes!
Monroe: That's not right!
MarcuM: It's in his contract!
Grimm climbs into the ring and removes his outer gear as Darth and Pig Iron stare down Savitz. Savitz looks nonplussed and continues to smile and flex for the fans.
The match begins and the Dark Lords step back out to the floor as Grimm and Savitz lock up. They jockey for position and Savitz pushes Grimm back into the turnbuckle. The ref motions for the break and Savitz backs off and smiles. He drops to a knee and poses, taunting Grimm.
Grimm nods and circles around as Savitz moves back to his feet. They lock up again and Savitz muscles him back into the corner again. Ref break. Savitz taunts again as the crowd cheers his pose. Grimm slaps him in the face hard. Savitz drops his smile and the two go nose to nose in mid ring. Savitz motions for a test of strength and the two lock hands.
They go back and forth until Grimm hits a low kick, dropping Savitz to his knees. He pounds on Savitz' back and hits a gutwrench suplex. Grimm rolls out of the ring and pulls up a chair as Terri screams for her husband to get up.
He drops the chair in mid ring and hits the 138 on Savitz. Savitz is busted wide open. Grimm motions to the Dark Lords outside the ring and they set up a table as Grimm places Savitz on the turnbuckle. Grimm goes for the Kobe Special chokeslam, but Savitz kicks him off of the turnbuckle.
Savitz hits a diving legdrop from the top! He picks Grimm up and whips him into the ropes and hits a shot to the gut! He puts Grimm in the Scalpelplex and takes him over! Savitz goes for the pin, but Grimm kicks out at two!
Monroe: ONE! TWO! HE GOT HIM! NO!
Savitz locks Grimm in the Cardiac Arrest in the center of the ring! Grimm tries to fight out of it, but Savitz manages to hold him in the center of the ring. The ref moves in to check for submission as Darth climbs into the ring.
Darth drops an axehandle on Savitz, breaking the hold. He picks him up and delivers a Sithspawn, Darth goes to work on the Surgeon as Grimm recovers in the corner. Darth puts Savitz in the Sabrestretch, working on his back.
Monroe: This isn't fair! This isn't right!
MarcuM: It's Asylum Rules, Monroe! Don't you get it? Everything's legal here!
Darth drops Savitz and tosses him into the ropes. Savitz ducks under the clothesline attempt and hits a flying forearm! He hits an Anaesthetist, taking Darth down!
He locks Darth in the X-Ray just as Grimm pounds on Savitz. They pick Savitz up and hit a double chokeslam on him! They shove him back into the turnbuckle and begin kicking and stomping away on him.
Monroe: Somebody has to help Tommy Savitz!
The Tuesday Night Rockers' music hits as James Fantastic and Two-Ton Tommy hit the ringside area! Fantastic hits Pig Iron with his guitar as TTT jumps into the ring and attacks the Dark Lords!
Fantastic goes for a One And Only but Darth catches him in a bearhug and slams him to the mat! Tommy goes for a Tommybomb, but Grimm reverses into a backdrop and hits TTT with a running lariat!
Savitz attempts to recover, but Pig Iron hits a Pig on the Wing, taking him down! It's a full scale three on three brawl in the ring!
Monroe: Things have completely broken down in the ring!
MarcuM: This is what Asylum Rules is all about!
Fantastic and TTT battle to the outside with Darth and Pig Iron as Grimm and Savitz continue in the ring. Savitz hits an Operating Table as Fantastic attempts to send Pig Iron through the table at ringside. Pig Iron shoves him off into the guardrail! He positions Fantastic and hits a Swine-A-Sault, sending them both through the table!
Darth delivers a Sithspawn to TTT on the floor and pulls a golfclub out from the under the ring! He tees off and hits low on TTT!
MarcuM: FORE!!!
The Dark Lords climb back into the ring as Savitz attempts lock in the Surgeon's Knife. They begin working over Savitz three on one as Darth and Pig Iron hold Savitz' arms while Grimm pounds away at his busted open head.
Suddenly. . .music hits.
Monroe: That's. . .that's. . .
"SPAAAAAANDEEEEX MONKEEEEYYY MMAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spamm's music continues as he rushes down to ringside. Spamm slips into the ring and prepares to confront the men who beat him down at Havoc! Spamm steps up to Grimm and looks at him menacingly. They lock eyes for a moment, before Spamm steps past Grimm and hits Savitz with a Spandex Superkick!
Savitz hits the mat as Grimm locks in the Grimmlock (Version 1) and Lothar checks Savitz. Savitz' arm drops three times and Lothar signals for the bell!
Monroe: WHY SPAMM WHY???
MarcuM: What a brilliant plan by the Dark Lords!
Spandex Monkey man has joined the Dark Lords. The Dark Lords leave the arena as Fantastic, TTT, and Terri attempt to help Savitz out of the ring.
