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Monroe: It’s now time for our World Tag Team Championship match! The Allied Powers, consisting of MisterJLA and Captain Howdy, have seen some tough times of late! In their last title defense against Oakers and El Daga, JLA pushed Howdy off a ladder, and apparently injured Howdy’s leg!
Marcum: He had to do it! If he hadn’t, El Daga would have reached the belts first in the ladder match! JLA sacrificed Howdy for the good of the team.
Monroe: That’s one way of looking at it. Then the next week, JLA cost Howdy a win in the Hardcore Porn battle royale, by rushing down to the ring and berating and distracting the Captain!
Marcum: JLA was only cautioning his partner to not get hurt! Again, JLA was looking out for the team. T-E-A-M!
Monroe: Also last week, JLA and…Jeeves of all people, attacked the Rockers after the Rockers won their # 1 contender’s match last week…why did Jeeves help out, and not Howdy? Does that mean Howdy has left the team?
Marcum: No, you poof, it means Howdy was recovering from his loss in the Hardcore Battle Royale! He took quite a beating! As did James Fantastic! JLA had him trapped in the “Justice Lock of America” last week, and I bet JF is hurt too!
Monroe: I’m surprised Jeeves hasn’t quit himself! JLA sacrificed him to Darth, just to save his own skin.
Marcum: That’s what a good butler is supposed to do!
Monroe: Butlers are supposed to get knocked unconscious by professional wrestlers, while their employers run like Hell? Where did you get that from?
Marcum: Uh…The Rockers, the team of Two Ton Tommy and James Fantastic have just taken the ring! And let’s go backstage to get the Allied Powers’ intro! ====
A fat guy with a grey beard is surrounded by security guards. He knocks on the Allied Powers dressing room door. MisterJLA walks out, with his share of the RDCW World Tag Team Championships fastened around his waist. He looks back into the dressing room…
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JLA: Aren’t you ready yet? ===
A short, pudgy man in a suit walks out, with a World Tag Team Championship hanging from his shoulder.
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Jeeves: I am ready to serve you, sir! ===
One of the security guards starts to chuckle, and JLA shoots him a dirty look.
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Monroe: This HAS to be a joke! Jeeves has replaced Captain Howdy? If this is true, Howdy has left the team, and JLA and Jeeves won’t stand a chance! RDCW World Tag Team Championships: (c ) The Allied Powers (MisterJLA/Jeeves) vs #1 Contenders: The Tuesday Night Rockers (Two Ton Tommy/James Fantastic)
As the Powers make their way to the ring, Rob’s Damn Killer Instinct Rip Off Theme Music plays. JLA and Jeeves hand the Tag Belts to referee Lothar, the bell sounds, and we’re off!
Two Ton Tommy decides to start off for the Rockers, and after some conversing, Jeeves starts for the Powers.
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JLA: You’ll do fine Jeeves. Just remember what I taught you.
Jeeves: At once, sir! For Great Justice!
JLA: Whatever. ===
Jeeves walks to the middle of the ring, where the gigantic Two Ton Tommy is standing.
Tommy immediately floors Jeeves with a punch! He then picks up Jeeves and throws him all over the ring!
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Monroe: This one is going to be over very quickly unless JLA does something! ====
As if on cue, JLA tries to intervene to save his partner. Lothar holds JLA back, and turns away from the action in the ring. Seeing this, Jeeves catches Tommy with…A “Final Justice”!
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Marcum: A “Final Justice” by Jeeves! JLA taught him well!
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JLA leaves the ring, and Jeeves goes for a quick cover.
1…2…
Tommy gorilla presses Jeeves off of him, ending the count.
Jeeves then crawls to his corner, and tags in JLA.
Before Two Ton can climb to his feet, JLA reels off a series of stomps, knee, and elbow drops!
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Marcum: He’s trying to keep the big man off his feet! Brilliant! ===
JLA measures up Tommy for an elbow drop off the middle turnbuckle, but Tommy rolls out of the way! Tommy pulls JLA up by his hair, and sends him to the mat with a chokeslam! Tommy, still hurting from JLA offense and Jeeves’ kick to the nuts, tag in James Fantastic.
JF catches a confused JLA with a nice string of high-flying moves, which gets the crowd on their feet! JF then climbs to the top rope, and hits JLA flush in the face with a missile dropkick! But…
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Monroe: James hit the mat and landed badly on his ankle!
Marcum: He’s feeling the effects of “The Justice Lock of America” from last week! JLA is a master strategist! ===
JLA is stunned from the dropkick, but JF can not capitalize due to his injury! JLA gets to his feet first, and immediately traps JF in another “Justice Lock of America”!
Fantastic tries to get to the ropes, but JLA pulls him back to the middle of the ring. Just as it appears that Fantastic is ready to tap, Two Ton Tommy lumbers into the ring, and swiftly kicks JLA in the head!
An enraged Jeeves rushes in to spear Tommy, but he bounces right off of him!
Lothar sends Tommy back to the apron, and then rolls a dazed Jeeves out of the ring.
Meanwhile, JLA connects with a series of botched moves on Fantastic!
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Monroe: Looks like JLA is still trying to get the hang of this “wrestling” thing. ====
JLA then Irish whips Fantastic to the ropes and attempts a running clothesline, but JF ducks it, dives to his corner, and makes the tag!
TTT and JLA then match each other hold for hold, and move for move, in an impressive display of wrestling and counter-wrestling!
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Monroe: Where did that come from? JLA might actually know what he’s doing after all…and against a superheavyweight no less!
Marcum: Captain Howdy must be proud right now!
Monroe: I doubt he's even watching the match! ====
Next, TTT gorilla presses JLA, and drops him face first to the mat…but one of JLA’s legs hits Lothar, knocking him out as well!
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Monroe: Lothar’s asleep again! Can’t we get some tougher refs? ====
Jeeves seizes the opportunity, and goes after JF who was standing on the ring apron. The two brawl outside the ring.
Inside the ring, TTT and JLA are trading punches, when a roar erupts!
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Monroe: It’s him!
Marcum:
So much for him not watching the match.
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Captain Howdy is seen standing at the Cheesedome ramp. He slowly walks to the ring, and climbs in.
Both JLA and TTT stop punching, and stare at Howdy with caution. He walks up to both wrestlers.
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JLA: Buddy! I’m glad you could make it! I figured you needed the night off, so Jeeves… ===
Howdy promptly kicks JLA in the stomach, and then lands a “Twisted Buster”, his Twist of Fate move!
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Monroe: I knew it! The Powers are finished! ====
TTT looks down at the unconscious JLA, then up at Howdy. He appears both shocked and extremely happy! He goes to shake Howdy’s hand…
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Monroe: Will Howdy accept this peace offering? Will he join the Rockers? ===
Howdy hesitates, then shakes TTT’s hand!
TTT breathes of sigh of relief, just before he receives kick to the stomach, and a “Twisted Buster”!
Both TTT and JLA lie in ring knocked out. Howdy looks outside the ring and sees an injured JF and Jeeves fighting. Howdy looks down at TTT and JLA for a while. He then takes JLA’s arm, and places it over TTT. He then wakes up Lothar, and places him next to the legal men.
1…2…3
Lothar calls for the bell, and then goes back to sleep.
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James White: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winners, and still Tag Champions: MisterJLA and…Captain Howdy and Jeeves? I don’t know. But they’re the Allied Powers! ===
The Captain leaves the ring, and rips the tag belts out of White’s hand. He throws one belt in the ring where JLA is trying to gather his senses. He lifts the other tag belt over his head, and walks back to the dressing room, to the boos and cheers of the crowd.
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Monroe: So…they’re still a team?
Marcum: We can only hope!