Big Cheese Title
Joe Mama (C) vs. Capt. Sammitch
After a long, grueling forty minute contest that saw both competitors battle throughout the CheeseDome, Joe Mama finally defeated his longtime nemesis Captain Sammitch with a Brainbuster suplex.
After the match, Captain Sammitch went up to the Champion and extended his hand. Joe Mama paused for a moment, and looked at Sammitch. He looked at the fans. The fans roared in approval. He looked at Monroe and MarcuM. Finally, he began to extend his hand.
But before he could reach Sammitch, the CheeseDome darkened again. "Cemetary Gates" began to play as the Dark Lords rushed the ring en masse.
Monroe: Not now! Dammit! Not now! They've just fought a devastating brutal match!
MarcuM: Sounds like the perfect time to me!
Pig Iron and Spamm target Sammitch as Darth and Grimm go to work on JM. Spamm hits Sammitch with a Spandex Superkick, knocking him back into Pig Iron's grasp. PI gorilla presses Sammitch and follows up with a Swine-A-Sault!
Grimm and Darth hit a double chokeslam on JM! The Dark Lords tie JM up in the ropes while PI and Spamm finish their assault on Sammitch.
They take turns beating on JM as Grimm picks up the Big Cheese Title. He looks down at the belt and walks over to JM, locked in the ropes. He reaches down and grabs JM by the hair, holding the belt up close in front of his face.
Grimm: Everything you covet has a heavy price. This is your price to pay. Consider your challenge accepted.
The Dark Lords pull JM out of the ropes and Darth picks him up for a piledriver. Grimm climbs onto the turnbuckle and spikes it as they send JM STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!
Monroe: MY GOB!! NO!! THERE'S NO CALL FOR THIS!!!
"Cemetary Gates" plays again as the Dark Lords leave the ring. Sammitch and JM lay on the mat as paramedics rush to ringside. The paramedics can be seen examining JM's neck as he lies still in the center of the ring.
Uncircumsized fades to a close.
