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as you are the resident RKMBs holier than thou Message Board God, I must put this query to you.

what is the proper amount of smilies to use in a post when flirting with someone? also applies to smilies.

thanks.

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there is no set quota..... for even one is too many and really looks gay......but when it's one self-contained thread and not in every thread in every forum than it is at least tolerable.

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But until three months ago, you used to put and in every thread. Are you saying that you're gay?



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Touch my bottom Rob.




What do you mean "Their origin was fine as it was"?
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But until three months ago, you used to put and in every thread. Are you saying that you're gay?


When it became obvious to klint and I that some of the shit was being taken seriously and feelings were getting hurt......and that it was fucking gay.....we stopped......but regardless it was always self contained in the harley thread.

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But until three months ago, you used to put and in every thread. Are you saying that you're gay?


I'm gay for Klint.




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well who isn't John?

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No one took any of that shit seriously - so pretending it was done to spare people's "hurt" feelings is bullshit and you know it. And it was never "self contained" to just one thread - look at half the threads on this board - its everywhere and everyone does it. No big - unless you want to make it into an issue - which clearly you do. If you don't like, you don't have do it or - hey - don't pay attention to it. It's that simple Pete.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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*** You are ignoring this user ***

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Yay!



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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What did she say?

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No one took any of that shit seriously - so pretending it was done to spare people's "hurt" feelings is bullshit and you know it. And it was never "self contained" to just one thread - look at half the threads on this board - its everywhere and everyone does it. No big - unless you want to make it into an issue - which clearly you do. If you don't like, you don't have do it or - hey - don't pay attention to it. It's that simple Pete.




Since you really want to know...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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pay attention reax




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What did she say?


that she wants to be porked
that you can use the slim betweent he rolls as lube
uh...the rest is too graphic.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Its Pete, and well, I need more than two inches, sneaks...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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If I could see what she typed I probably would say something along the lines like......

well at least I'm not in my late-thirties, a female man-hater, with no realisitc prospects of ever getting married 'cause I think I'm God's Gift to Man even though I'm not.....


but I didn't see what she posted so I can't really respond.

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I'm French!




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If I could see what she typed I probably would say something along the lines like......

well at least I'm not in my late-thirties, a female man-hater, with no realisitc prospects of ever getting married 'cause I think I'm God's Gift to Man even though I'm not.....


but I didn't see what she posted so I can't really respond.




Awwww, you such a whiney little bitch, its kinda cute. Hey, if you have a problem with me you know how to reach me - be a man, step up to the plate and talk to me . But I forgot, that would take a set of balls and you signed your shriveled little raisins away in that pre-nup.

And judging what you told me about being married I'm not missing anything.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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If I could see what she typed I probably would say something along the lines like......

well at least I'm not in my late-thirties, a female man-hater, with no realisitc prospects of ever getting married 'cause I think I'm God's Gift to Man even though I'm not.....


but I didn't see what she posted so I can't really respond.




Awwww, you such a whiney little bitch, its kinda cute. Hey, if you have a problem with me you know how to reach me - be a man, step up to the plate and talk to me . But I forgot, that would take a set of balls and you signed your shriveled little raisins away in that pre-nup.

And judging what you told me about being married I'm not missing anything.





Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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uh, all she said was that you better bring a stud finder so she can hand hte chains to suppose the extra weight.

oh and that if you wanna take it outside the treehouse floor boards are gonna need reinforcement.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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now that's just harsh!

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I'm Rob Kamphausen in disguise.............dont tell anyone!




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Breasts!




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I am David Hasselhoff!




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But until three months ago, you used to put and in every thread. Are you saying that you're gay?





well, he is greek, you know.

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uh actually that'd be the other way around

but what do i know, i'm just a blind beaner.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I am the love child of Chris Oakley & Speedy.




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More breasts!




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so if you were John Byrne, would you retcon yourself? I know I would!

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I wish I was John Byrne!




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I wish I was John Byrne!







only if I could be 80's John Byrne.

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That was a very gay thing to say.
Not rex gay,but still pretty gay none the less!

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someone touch my penis!




hey, this retconning thing is pretty cool. . .

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someone touch my penis!




Ooh can I?
Please,please,please!

Aww go on,pwetty pwease!



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I'm Rob Kamphausen in disguise.............dont tell anyone!







what the --

boobs!!


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what the --

cocks!!




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you can celebrate cock all y'want piggie.

you don't have to be ashamed.


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