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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050928/ap_on_fe_st/ufo_landing_stripQuote:
Puerto Rico Town May Build UFO Site
By ALEXANDRA OLSON, Associated Press Writer
 LAJAS, Puerto Rico - People in this sleepy hamlet are so sure they have been receiving other-worldly visitors, they want to build a UFO landing strip to welcome them.
A bright green sign along a lonely country road in southwestern Puerto Rico proudly displays a silhouette of a flying saucer and two words: "Extraterrestrial Route."
Most Puerto Ricans laughed when a horse farmer installed the sign on his property at the request of Reynaldo Rios, a local elementary school teacher who says he's been communicating with alien visitors to this U.S. territory since he was a child.
Rios, a 39-year-old with a goatee and a shock of dark hair, won't be ignored. With the blessing of a local government desperate for tourist dollars, he's dedicated himself to building the UFO landing strip.
"I can't say exactly when they will come, but I know it will happen," Rios said. "I want to keep believing in my dreams."
Lajas Mayor Marcos Irizarry's support for the idea has provoked outrage among islanders who complained it would be a waste of money at a time when the government is encouraging thousands of employees to shorten their work week to cope with a staggering fiscal deficit.
"What nonsense," said Luis Arocho, 47, sipping coffee with friends in a cafe in historic Old San Juan. "This country is in crisis, and since politicians are incapable of creating jobs, they create fantasies."
Irizarry quickly clarified that his municipal government would not invest in the project. Instead, he has promised to help Rios get the proper building permits.
The mayor insists his goal is to attract tourists to his small town.
But he is also among Lajans who believe they have seen UFOs in the area.
"It's a very mysterious place," said Irizarry, who says he once saw red lights zigzagging above the hills. "A lot of people have seen things."
Francisco Negron, the farmer who put up the sign and allows UFO watchers to gather at his ranch, volunteered his property for the landing strip. He and Rios estimate the project could cost up to US$100,000 and are looking for funds from private companies.
Negron, a soft-spoken grandfather, has already applied for a permit to build a road to Indian Hill, the chosen site for the strip. Negron and others believe a UFO crashed on the hill in 1997. They claim they heard a boom and saw the hill go up in flames.
Rios, who leads a group called "UFO International" that holds nighttime vigils to search for signs of alien life, lets Negron worry about details like investment costs and permits while he envisions the design. The landing strip would be 80 feet long and have pyramids as control towers because aliens are attracted to the shape.
The mayor hopes that UFO enthusiasts will flock to Lajas as they have to Roswell, New Mexico, the site of a supposed UFO crash in the 1940s. Hundreds of visitors have already come to check out the Extraterrestrial Route since the sign went up, Irizarry said.
Puerto Rico is already known for its Arecibo Observatory and its 1,000-foot (304-meter) parabolic receiver that astronomers really do use to search for extraterrestrial life. The huge dish, in northern Puerto Rico, made a cameo appearance in the 1997 film "Contact," starring Jodi Foster as an astronomer who picks up a signal from extratraterrestrials.
But it's a little-known aerostat off the Extraterrestrial Route that inspires UFO lore in Lajas. The U.S. military uses the aerostat, a tethered blimp with a radar system, to detect low-flying drug smuggling planes.
But many Lajans don't believe that. Even Irizarry has suggested that the aerostat's true purpose is to detect UFOs.
A paved road leading to the blimp curves out of sight between two hills. Two signs warn against trespassing. Rios claims he was once briefly detained while trying to see the aerostat.
The school teacher says he first encountered aliens at 13. He says white lights burst into his bedroom, entered his body and cured him of a back injury he had received during a basketball game.
In Lajas, people who have grown up hearing reports of UFO sightings seem more open to his scheme.
"If we have the technology to reach the moon, there could be others who have the technology to come here," said Ronaldo Barea, 26, a sandwich shop owner.
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 This is getting kinda old. You were supposed to be a fabrication of Lor's intended to deter Joe Mama. You were the RKMBs equivalent of a rodeo clown. We never expected you to manifest in alt form and waste our time with your nonsensical truth-telling. 
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This is getting kinda old. You were supposed to be a fabrication of Lor's intended to deter Joe Mama. You were the RKMBs equivalent of a rodeo clown. We never expected you to manifest in alt form and waste our time with your nonsensical truth-telling.
WHAT???  
I didn't get involved until after the creation of Boo-Goo...
Facts, boyo...y'need to get 'em straight...
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How much are the Germans paying you? I know they're behind all this!
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how to really bring tourists to Puerto Rico: "I'm so freaking drunk" 
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how to really bring tourists to Puerto Rico:
"I'm so freaking drunk"
It's true...she'd get me to Puerto Rico. I can think of another Puerto Rican who could, too...
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how to really bring tourists to Puerto Rico:
"I'm so freaking drunk"
It's true...she'd get me to Puerto Rico. I can think of another Puerto Rican who could, too...
Y'know, you don't have to go that far...we're both in NY... 
...actually, I think all of Puerto Rico is in New York right now... lol
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then who's gonna be there to greet the aliens?
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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They're gonna have to wait. I just set the timer and I'm waiting on these brownies to bake.
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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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They're gonna have to wait. I just set the timer and I'm waiting on these brownies to bake.
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Seriously. These are gonna be some damn good brownies. From scratch. Double-fudge mocha brownies. Roomie's got his girl comin' over and he called in a favor, so hopefully at least someone will profit from my culinary labors.
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You laugh now, but chicks dig this shit, man!
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 Maybe I really am a metro. 
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Seriously. These are gonna be some damn good brownies. From scratch. Double-fudge mocha brownies. Roomie's got his girl comin' over and he called in a favor, so hopefully at least someone will profit from my culinary labors.
So you're working the moves on your roomie's chick?
Bad Sammitch...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Seriously. These are gonna be some damn good brownies. From scratch. Double-fudge mocha brownies. Roomie's got his girl comin' over and he called in a favor, so hopefully at least someone will profit from my culinary labors.
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Dat'sa one SPICY meat'a'ball!!!
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Seriously. These are gonna be some damn good brownies. From scratch. Double-fudge mocha brownies. Roomie's got his girl comin' over and he called in a favor, so hopefully at least someone will profit from my culinary labors.
So you're working the moves on your roomie's chick?
Bad Sammitch...
No, no, no. I'm crankin' out a dessert for them. I'm probably gonna be in here the whole time working on my brass quintet piece.
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Seriously. These are gonna be some damn good brownies. From scratch. Double-fudge mocha brownies. Roomie's got his girl comin' over and he called in a favor, so hopefully at least someone will profit from my culinary labors.
Thank God for PJP!
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Seriously. These are gonna be some damn good brownies. From scratch. Double-fudge mocha brownies. Roomie's got his girl comin' over and he called in a favor, so hopefully at least someone will profit from my culinary labors.
So you're working the moves on your roomie's chick?
Bad Sammitch...
No, no, no. I'm crankin' out a dessert for them. I'm probably gonna be in here the whole time working on my brass quintet piece.
Making the whipped cream by hand?
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can you make me some money pie.....it's my favorite. 
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Seriously. These are gonna be some damn good brownies. From scratch. Double-fudge mocha brownies. Roomie's got his girl comin' over and he called in a favor, so hopefully at least someone will profit from my culinary labors.
So you're working the moves on your roomie's chick?
Bad Sammitch...
No, no, no. I'm crankin' out a dessert for them. I'm probably gonna be in here the whole time working on my brass quintet piece.
Making the whipped cream by hand?
Is that the special ingredient?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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The special ingredient is LOVE...and hashish.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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No.
Three tablespoons instant coffee - throw that into any brownie batter and you'll like the results.
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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That goes into the cookies...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Nope. Teaspoon of almond extract.
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Do you put nuts in your brownies?
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Do you put nuts in your brownies?
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I have a hazelnut recipe, actually.
By the way... you're wasting your time. Your efforts are more useful making human sacrifices to get the BoSox back out in front!
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