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Seriously. These are gonna be some damn good brownies. From scratch. Double-fudge mocha brownies. Roomie's got his girl comin' over and he called in a favor, so hopefully at least someone will profit from my culinary labors.
So you're working the moves on your roomie's chick? 
Bad Sammitch...
No, no, no. I'm crankin' out a dessert for them. I'm probably gonna be in here the whole time working on my brass quintet piece.
Making the whipped cream by hand?
Is that the special ingredient?
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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