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It's creepy.
I only know three or four of your names.
And I can't bring myself to call BSAMS Lyndon.
Bow ties are coool.
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whatever Ray. You are rex-lite
I will speak nothing but the TRUTH to you people. This is your only warning.
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shut up, Ray. and we're out of sodas. 
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hahahahahahaha... I was one of the first to call you Ray. Sorry, Mr. Adler.
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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hahahahahahaha... I was one of the first to call you Ray. Sorry, Mr. Adler.
actually I was......you must be the John Byrne alt.
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No, the John Byrne alt has retconned Ray's first name to "Hal."
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It's creepy.
I only know three or four of your names.
And I can't bring myself to call BSAMS Lyndon.
Go and get me a soda Bitch!
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If Ray is outlawed, then only outlaws will be Ray!
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Comedian Bill Saluga had a bit that he did on TV variety shows. If you watched television in the late 70s you'll remember it.  A zoot-suited character named Raymond J. Johnson Jr. would appear. If you called him "Johnson," he launched into a tirade:
Ahh, ya doesn't has to call me Johnson! You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me Johnny or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me RayJay, or you can call me RJ... but ya doesn't hafta call me Johnson
It was one of those routines that was funny once or twice but became tiresome when it was trotted out for the 100th time to get a cheap laugh. Also, I'd imagine, it was a tough way for Saluga to make a living. Squeeze in as many appearances as possible before your agent stops getting calls.
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I don't mind it when people call me Ashley. Cuz' that's Uschi's name.
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Boo-Goo's gonna whack off to this picture.
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LLance: how it all began.
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Comedian Bill Saluga had a bit that he did on TV variety shows. If you watched television in the late 70s you'll remember it.
A zoot-suited character named Raymond J. Johnson Jr. would appear. If you called him "Johnson," he launched into a tirade:
Ahh, ya doesn't has to call me Johnson! You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me Johnny or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me RayJay, or you can call me RJ... but ya doesn't hafta call me Johnson
It was one of those routines that was funny once or twice but became tiresome when it was trotted out for the 100th time to get a cheap laugh. Also, I'd imagine, it was a tough way for Saluga to make a living. Squeeze in as many appearances as possible before your agent stops getting calls.
Are you saying that Ray is the Ray J. Johnson of the rkmbs? That would imply that he was a tired old gag that was modderately funny the first couple of times then got old fast and eventually ceased being funny at all and acctually was considered quite bothersome. You're not implying that, are you?
Putting the "fun" back in Fundamentalist Christian Dogma.
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Are you saying that Ray is the Ray J. Johnson of the rkmbs? That would imply that he was a tired old gag that was modderately funny the first couple of times then got old fast and eventually ceased being funny at all and acctually was considered quite bothersome. You're not implying that, are you?
No, not at all. Why would anyone think that r3x is a tired old joke?
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It's creepy.
I only know three or four of your names.
And I can't bring myself to call BSAMS Lyndon.
BSAMS' name is Lyndon? 
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BSAMS' name is Lyndon?
No no no, he meant that BSAMS was in the movie Barry Lyndon.
His real name is Gay Hamilton.
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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I thought Gay Hamilton was the director of all those James Bond movies.
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hahahahahahaha... I was one of the first to call you Ray. Sorry, Mr. Adler.
Fuck off you little fat homasexual.
What do you mean "Their origin was fine as it was"?
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Ray = Gay.
What do you mean "Their origin was fine as it was"?
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Just ignore me.I don't have the slightest clue what I'm saying.
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Just ignore me.I don't have the slightest clue what I'm saying.
What do you mean "Their origin was fine as it was"?
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John Byrne and Chris Oakley, a match made in heaven.
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It's creepy.
I only know three or four of your names.
And I can't bring myself to call BSAMS Lyndon.
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You guys are so mean! Why can't you respect Ray's wishes and stop calling him Ray? Seriously!!!
Sorry, Ray. Lotta insensitive people on these boards. You can count me as a True Friend Of Ray, though!
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I think so! Quote:
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Ray. Lotta
MisterJLA is RACKing awesome.
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