*Backstage, in the Family's dressing room, El Superbeasto is sitting in a chair and reading a book. He seems to be a bit perplexed. Howler & Highwayman walk up to the Giant.

Howler: "See the look on PenWing's face when we tore him up last week?"

Highwayman: "Sure did. Hey, Superbeastie. Whatcha reading there?"

Superbeasto: "Is book. Dianatetics by L. Ron Hubbub."

H&H: "Huh?"

Howler: "What are you readin that for?"

Superbeasto: "Tonight, I finally have match against turncoat Balls Nasty. Senore Bastardo and I figure that since Nasty is now Sciencetologist like Tom Cruise, reading up on Sciencetology will let me. . .how you say. . .get in Nasty's mind."

Howlerama slowly smile and nod to each other.

Howler: "Riiight. Well, buddy, if you have any problems getting into his mind, just let us know, kay?"

Superbeasto: "Is done deal, amigos."

Howlerama walk off as Superbeasto goes back to his reading.


I will destroy all of you putas. Greetings from El Superbeasto.