*After a quick 30-second plug for the next Havoc,we fade to the Bond Brigade dressing room,where we see Chris Oakley with the Crotch.*
CROTCH: Chris, earlier tonight James Fantastic accepted your challenge-- now are you going to accept his?
CHRIS: Without a doubt, Crotch. (huge pops from the crowd watching the interview on the Cheese-O-Tron) It's been way too long since I've been involved in a solid six-man tag match, and besides that it'll be the perfect way for Senor Perdicion to make his return to RDCW. (further pops) When the Bond Brigade and the Tuesday Night Rockers go head-to-head at the October pay-per-view, it'll become the standard by which all other six-man tag team bouts are measured.
CROTCH: What about your ongoing war against the Bastardos?
CHRIS: Trust me, I haven't forgotten about them-- but for now, all my attention is focused on my match against James Fantastic next week. Speaking of which, I've got some old tapes to review. If you'll excuse me....
*Chris closes the Bond Brigade dressing room door as the camera zooms in on Crotch.*
CROTCH: There you have it, folks: Chris Oakley has officially accepted James Fantastic's challenge for a six-man tag team bout at the next RDCW pay-per-view-- now back to ringside.
