Wait a minute, whoa, whoa! You don't actually believe this crap, do you? Dummy! Brainwashed alien souls? E-meters and thetan levels? Those people out there buy that crap and I thought you were smart enough to see what was really going on!
But you said that there were -
What's better than telling people a stupid story and having them believe you? Having them pay you for it, stupid!
But then, why me? Why do you need me to write something so badly?
Because if those people all think you're the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard, then they'll all buy your new writings, and you and I together will make $3,000,000!
$3,000,000?
That's how the scam works! But this is a scam on a global scale! Do you f[bleep]ing get me now?
