It's been established that Cruise is a humorless douchebag. This is just rehashing that fact.

*NOTE*: The content of this post was made purely in jest and all libelous or slanderous statements toward the Humorless Douchebag in question were purely fictional - be they true or not.

Thank you.

Signed,
the attorneys at Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe

Last edited by Chewy Walrus; 2005-12-07 5:29 PM.