So...you're obviously the big dick. And these men on either side of you are your balls.
There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls....and there are little mincy faggot balls...
You know dicks have drive, and clarity, and vision. But, they're not clever. They smell pussy, and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy....and have brought your two mincy faggot balls along for a good ol' time.
But, you got yur' parties muddled up. There's no pussy here. Just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman.
Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking. And your two little balls are shrinking with ya'...
...and the fact that you have 'Chris Oakley', written down the side of your gun...
C H R I S O A K L E Y
...and the fact that I've got 'Ultimate Jaburg.....point-five-three'...written down the side of mine...
U L T I M A T E J A B U R G . 5 3
...should precipitate your balls into shrinking...along with your presence.
Now...fuck off.
