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PJP Gayer then life
If you and Jaburg went to the same High School.....how come he can spell and is literate and you're not?
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One graduated, one didn't.
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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It turns out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sportin' PJP, is a gypsy bareknuckled boxing champion...which makes 'em harder than a coffin nail.
Right now, that's the last thing on rex's mind.
If Pariah doesn't wake up in the next few minutes, rex knows he'll be buried with him. Why would the gypsies want to go to the trouble of explaining why a man died in their campsite, when they could just bury the pair and move camp? It's not like they got social security numbers, is it?
Rex...the tit...is praying. And if he isn't, he fucking should be...
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You take sugar?
No thank you, Prometheus; I'm sweet enough.
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why do they call him "Glacier, the bullet dodger?"
cuz he fucking dodges bullets, Pro.
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The Council doesn't have the balls to vote me off.....pussies.
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I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats.
Your seats? Grimm, this is a stolen car, mate.
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So...you're obviously the big dick. And these men on either side of you are your balls.
There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls....and there are little mincy faggot balls...
You know dicks have drive, and clarity, and vision. But, they're not clever. They smell pussy, and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy....and have brought your two mincy faggot balls along for a good ol' time.
But, you got yur' parties muddled up. There's no pussy here. Just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman.
Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking. And your two little balls are shrinking with ya'...
...and the fact that you have 'Chris Oakley', written down the side of your gun...
C H R I S O A K L E Y
...and the fact that I've got 'Ultimate Jaburg.....point-five-three'...written down the side of mine...
U L T I M A T E J A B U R G . 5 3
...should precipitate your balls into shrinking...along with your presence.
Now...fuck off.
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PJP said:
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Balloon Knot said:
PJP Gayer then life
If you and Jaburg went to the same High School.....how come he can spell and is literate and you're not?
Me type bad but am quite literate, And I don't proof read.
Also I am a high school drop out. Jaburg actually graduated
I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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Balloon Knot said:
PJP Gayer then life
If you and Jaburg went to the same High School.....how come he can spell and is literate and you're not?
Me type bad but am quite literate, And I don't proof read.
Also I am a high school drop out. Jaburg actually graduated
Yeah, but I rigged the simulator so it was possible to rescue the ship.
I don't like to lose.
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Balloon Knot said:
PJP Gayer then life
If you and Jaburg went to the same High School.....how come he can spell and is literate and you're not?
Me type bad but am quite literate, And I don't proof read.
Also I am a high school drop out. Jaburg actually graduated
...URG?
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Yeah, but I rigged the simulator so it was possible to rescue the ship.
I don't like to lose.
Klingon bastard....you've killed my son...
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All By Myself
~ Celine Dion
by Eric Carmen/Sergei Rachmaninoff
When I was young
I never needed anyone
And making love was just for fun
Those days are gone
Livin' alone
I think of all the friends I've known
When I dial the telephone
Nobody's home
All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
Hard to be sure
Sometimes I feel so insecure
And loves so distant and obscure
Remains the cure
All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna live
All by myself
Anymore
When I was young
I never needed anyone
Making love was just for fun
Those days are gone
All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna live
Oh
Don't wanna live
By myself, by myself
Anymore
By myself
Anymore
Oh
All by myself
Don't wanna live
I never, never, never
Needed anyone
So this is whats going to happen from now on? Everything is going to be one big joke? Is it going to be impossible to do anything serious here from now on?
It's not fair!
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I like the Tom Jones version better...
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Okay, the votes are in...
Sneaky Bunny - Klinton
Balloon Knot - Klinton
Rex - PJP
Stupid Doog - Klinton
PenWing - PJP
Chewy Walrus - Joe Mama
- Glacier16- 0
- Joe Mama- 1
- Klinton- 3
- PJP- 2
The next to go is... 
KlintonKlinton, please bring me your neon dildo. Thank you. Four to go....
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I see rex and Penwing are out to get me. I know I've made fun of hockey so I can see why Pen voted me out......but rex? What did I ever do to rex?
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Okay, the votes are in...
Sneaky Bunny - Klinton
Balloon Knot - Klinton
Rex - PJP
Stupid Doog - Klinton
PenWing - PJP
Chewy Walrus - Joe Mama
- Glacier16- 0
- Joe Mama- 1
- Klinton- 3
- PJP- 2
The next to go is...
Klinton
Klinton, please bring me your neon dildo. Thank you.
Four to go....
um Pro.....that is one neon dildo you may want to not get back if you know what I mean.
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bastard wore the thing down to a nub!
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I just threw up a little bit in my mouth 
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I see rex and Penwing are out to get me. I know I've made fun of hockey so I can see why Pen voted me out......but rex? What did I ever do to rex?
Had I known Rex was going to vote for you I would have voted for someone else. 
<sub>Will Eisner's last work - The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of ZionRDCW Profile"Well, as it happens, I wrote the damned SOP," Illescue half snarled, "and as of now, you can bar those jackals from any part of this facility until Hell's a hockey rink! Is that perfectly clear?!" - Dr. Franz Illescue - Honor Harrington: At All Costs"I don't know what I'm do, or how I do, I just do." - Alexander Ovechkin</sub>
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PJP Paid me to vote Klinton off
I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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no....that money was for you to suck Klinton off.
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klint said he had better by the way, but the tiara was a nice touch.
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I'm shocked...truly shocked...I just didn't see this coming...
If karma's a bitch, it will be my bitch!
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klint said he had better by the way, but the tiara was a nice touch.
I only try and perform for the ones I love
I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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