Fuck you, Oakley.

You think that, just because I'm having a brief run of bad luck and unpopularity right now that suddenly you can start posting things? You think that I'm suddenly less popular than you?

I'm going to find out where you live and bring over my mop and broom and shove them up your ass. Then I'm going to wipe them off with one of your socks and jerk off into it. Then, I'm going to shove the dirty sock in your mouth.

Just as soon as my mommy lends me bus fare.