When I am at play
And things don't go my way,
I jump up and say, "It's not fair!"
Well, that's my favorite line
And I use it all the time,
Not fair, not fair, not fair!
'Cause it's not fair that you're the winner.
It's not fair that it's time for dinner.
It's not fair that I have to take a
Bath and put my pajamas on.
It's not fair my sister is older.
It's not fair the weekend's colder.
If it's anything that I don't like,
Well, it's just not fair!
I have to clean my room,
I'm saying, "Not fair!"
Even though I make the mess,
That's neither here not there,
Because I'm talking about justice,
I'm going to make you aware,
When you're five years old,
Well, it's just not fair!
'Cause it's not fair my brother is taller.
It's not fair my piece is smaller.
It's not fair that I have to wait my turn
And I can't cut in line.
It's not fair I spent my money.
It's not fair you think it's funny.
If it's anything that I don't like,
Well, it's just not fair!
I'm going to take it to the judge,
The judge for children everywhere,
And I'm going to say, "Judge, well,
It's just not fair!
I have to clean my room,
And I solemnly swear,
I don't want to clean my room,
So it's just not fair!"
"Well order in the court."
The judge is standing there.
"You're supposed to clean your room,
And you say it's not fair.
Well, I do agree and I do declare,
When you are a person of young age and you have
To do anything you don't like, well it's just
Not fair.
Now I did say it's not fair but you do have to clean your room."
Not Fair
