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Esquire: Biel Sexiest Woman Alive

    Jessica Biel has been proclaimed "the sexiest woman alive" by Esquire magazine.

    The actress dons the cover of Esquire's November issue, following last year's honoree, Angelina Jolie. The 23-year-old Biel, who began as a teenager on the family TV series "7th Heaven," plays a supporting role in the upcoming "Elizabethtown" and starred earlier this year in "Stealth."

    "It seemed like it would be great -- having named Anglina Jolie sexiest woman of the year last year -- to try to come up with somebody who was on everyone's radar screen, but who was also fresh," said Esquire editor-in-chief David Granger. "It just seemed like Jessica Biel's moment."

    The magazine also picks a woman for three older age brackets: the Chinese actress Gong Li (search), 39; the 47-year-old Sharon Stone (search); and Rene Russo (search), 51.

    "It's easy to appreciate womanhood without any consideration of age," Granger says. "Youth isn't the automatic turn-on it used to be."

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esquitre? thats almost as bad as cosmo.....


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Agreed!

Check out the latest UK GQ or Arena(can't remember which) for some great tits out shots of Kelly Brook!


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I agree with this.
She's got a great body, as far as I can tell nothing is fake, she's more of the everyday type of woman. She's not fake like Pamela Anderson or Angelina Jolie.
And she's a brunette.


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so you do not think pamela and jolie are real?

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Agreed!

Check out the latest UK GQ or Arena(can't remember which) for some great tits out shots of Kelly Brook!





who is kelly brooke?

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so you do not think pamela and jolie are real?




I think they've had too much plastic surgery.


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too much for what?

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Biel is probably in my top five. Definitely above Milano and Jolie.

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rex said:
I agree with this.
She's got a great body, as far as I can tell nothing is fake, she's more of the everyday type of woman. She's not fake like Pamela Anderson or Angelina Jolie.
And she's a brunette.




and she gets her tits out!


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ROY BATTY said:
Agreed!

Check out the latest UK GQ or Arena(can't remember which) for some great tits out shots of Kelly Brook!





who is kelly brooke?




Who is Jessica Biel?


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Quote:

ROY BATTY said:
Agreed!

Check out the latest UK GQ or Arena(can't remember which) for some great tits out shots of Kelly Brook!




link!

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All By Myself
~ Celine Dion
by Eric Carmen/Sergei Rachmaninoff



When I was young
I never needed anyone
And making love was just for fun
Those days are gone
Livin' alone
I think of all the friends I've known
When I dial the telephone
Nobody's home

All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore

Hard to be sure
Sometimes I feel so insecure
And loves so distant and obscure
Remains the cure

All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna live
All by myself
Anymore

When I was young
I never needed anyone
Making love was just for fun
Those days are gone

All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore
All by myself
Don't wanna live
Oh
Don't wanna live
By myself, by myself
Anymore
By myself
Anymore
Oh
All by myself
Don't wanna live
I never, never, never
Needed anyone


So this is whats going to happen from now on? Everything is going to be one big joke? Is it going to be impossible to do anything serious here from now on? It's not fair!
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Date With Jessica Biel to Be Auctioned Off

    A date with Jessica Biel will be up for bid next week to help raise money for a teenager who lost her leg in a prom night limousine accident, Denver newspapers reported this week.

    The event dubbed "Mollypalooza" to help Molly Bloom's family with medical expenses is scheduled for Tuesday at the Rock Island Club, organizers told The Denver Post and Rocky Mountain News. The News described the date as a lunch date.

    In an audio message posted on the Internet, Esquire's "The Sexiest Woman Alive" urges listeners to support the event and says: "I intend to submit a very special auction item as my contribution to the evening."

    Biel, a Boulder native who is on location filming the movie "Next," won't be at the fundraiser Tuesday, Biel said in her message
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Wednesday said:
Biel is probably in my top five. Definitely above Milano and Jolie.



She still is.

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ROY BATTY said:
Agreed!

Check out the latest UK GQ or Arena(can't remember which) for some great tits out shots of Kelly Brook!




link!









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