Oakley's Open Challenge
Chris Oakley vs. James Fantastic
"Sweet Child Of Mine" blares over the Cheesedome PA speakers as Arnold Judas Rimmer introduces James Fantastic;moments later,Ian Bond brings Chris Oakley out to the strains of "Rooster. After a quick handshake between Oakley and Fantastic, the bell rings and the two combatants proceed to wow the fans with a blend of technical prowess and hardcore ferocity; at the 20-minute mark,Fantastic delivers a scoop slam on Oakley and climbs the top turnbuckle deliver the One and Only....
Just when it looks like it's all over,though,Oakley rolls out of the way at the last second and springs back to his feet.
MARCUM:Son of a bitch,I think this guy must be related to the Energizer Bunny!
MONROE:The former XPW world heavyweight champion and RDCW hardcore and IC champion is refusing to quit!
MARCUM:You ain't kiddin',brother!
Oakley fires Fantastic into the ropes and drills him with the Lock and Load.Major pops ensue as the Bond Brigade frontman signals that he's about to deliver his signature move...
MARCUM:Whoa mama!
MONROE:We're about to see the Red Alert!Oakley picks Fantastic up...and there we go!
Oakley plants Fantastic into the center of the ring with the Red Alert.
MONROE:1...2...3!!(Ear-splitting pops from the fans as the bell rings to end the match)Chris Oakley has defeated James Fantastic!
Senior referee Lothar of the Hill People raises Oakley's hand to signal him as the winner.The camera pans over to the ring steps as we see El Daga coming up to Oakley;Chris starts to offer his hand to his Bond Brigade teammate--and is shocked as Daga hits him in the face and nails him with a Stone Cold Stunner.
MARCUM:What the hell's going on?!!!
MONROE:Betrayal,that's what!El Daga treacherously attacking his fellow Bond Brigade member!God knows what the rest of the Brigade's thinking right now....Oh my God!A vicious chokeslam on James Fantastic!
Just then,Senor Perdicion,Hombre Lagarto,Tommy Savitz,and Two-Ton Tommy rush to Oakley and Fantastic's rescue;Lagarto and Savitz take Daga out with a double clothesline while Perdicion and Two-Ton Tommy help carry a dazed Chris Oakley back to the locker room.As RDCW security drags Daga away,AJR and Ian Bond jump into the ring to check on James Fantastic.
MARCUM:Man,I sure didn't see this comin'!
MONROE:Neither did anyone else....Terri Savitz and Nuriko now coming out to ringside to help Ian Bond take Fantastic back to the Tuesday Night Rockers' dressing room.Ladies and gentlemen,this will no doubt go down as the most horrifying moments in RDCW history....(Camera fades to replay of El Daga's attack on Oakley and Fantastic)Chris Oakley horribly betrayed just moments after his incredible win against James Fantastic,and then to add insult to injury,Fantastic is assaulted as well.(Camera fades back to Marcum and Monroe at ringside)
MARCUM:So what happens to the six-man tag match at Halloween Handjobs?
MONROE:Hombre Lagarto will no doubt step up to fill the void in the Bond Brigade's ranks...but still,you have to believe this apparent defection by El Daga from the Brigade comes as a huge blow not only to Chris but also to Senor Perdicion,Daga's longtime tag team partner.
