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And that's when it's erected. When it's tame, they used him in microbiology labs to squash radioactive cells!


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Unfortunately it fell off due to the radioactivity and I had to fashion one for him out of pine! I worked better than his real one until it got woodworm!


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Well for some reason the old one kept getting woodworm too, so there's not much of a difference.


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I did tell Nowhereman that he really should stop sticking it into those puppets!


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He's got a real problem, he sticks it into any hole he sees. He even tried sticking it into a woman's vagina once!


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THE FOOL! Lucky for him she was dead!


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She wasn't dead, she was Margaret Thatcher!


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I thought it was the Queen Mother! Or Princess Margaret! Well if it was Thatch, then she was definitely drunk to let gingernuts in!


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His nuts are ginger as well?! How did you get this priviledged information? You're not royalty, are you?


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Well, I don't like to blow my own trumpet.......wait a minute, yes I do! In fact, I'll have a little toot on my meat flute right now, if I may!


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HEY! SAVE SOME FOR THE REST!


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How would you like me to play your Shatners Bassoon?


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No, I'd rather do something naughty.


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I once played a tune of Kampinos shatners Bassoon so eloquently, he almost became attractive to a member of the opposite sex - It was female Gibbon but Kamphausen can't afford to be picky!


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Can he afford a banning?


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Don't look up here for a joke. There's one hanging over your seat.
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Ladies and gentlemen, you've just been listening to a couple of zombies.


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I'll eat your... nevermind!


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Quote:

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Can he afford a banning?


More importantly, can the gibbon afford a banning?


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He's still getting royalties from Watchmen.


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HA!


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Dear old bluie!


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and thank you, dear old jewie!

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I
AM
NOT
JEWISH


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sure jqstein surrrrre......

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you...you Roblover!


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your a rob loverer!

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no, you're the roblovererer!


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