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october 18, 2000 saw the birth of these forums, and a small handful of posters. some 5 years later, those same posters have created nearly two thousand alts and half a million posts.
i've said it before, and i'll say it again: the internet is our bitch.
happy birthday, rkmbs! thanks for continually turning "nothing" into "something" and giving me an outlet, a palette, and a smile every day, for 5 years.
(and don't forget to check this thread to learn how to celebrate in style!)
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WOOOOOOO!
Oh, and for the record, I'm not an alt.
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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WOOOOOOO!
Oh, and for the record, I'm not an alt.
yes Mr. R
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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You know where we should throw the party? 
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pst, meet me in the third tube connector
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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pst, meet me in the third tube connector
I don't know whether to be pissed at your infidelity or applaud your willingness to make a man outta Jers. So I'll do both:
"Dammit!!!   Good job!!!   "
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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I don't know whether to be pissed at your infidelity or applaud your willingness to make a man outta Jers. So I'll do both:
"Dammit!!! Good job!!! "
I'd suggest niether. Try taking pitty on the poor blind woman. I mean, if you ever thought she was faking it before...you now have your proof.
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klinton said:
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I don't know whether to be pissed at your infidelity or applaud your willingness to make a man outta Jers. So I'll do both:
"Dammit!!! Good job!!! "
I'd suggest niether. Try taking pitty on the poor blind woman. I mean, if you ever thought she was faking it before...you now have your proof.
i can see fine out of my right eye cheese dick
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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i can see fine out of my right eye cheese dick
Which I'm assuming, based on the attempted Jeremy seduction, is covered by a big ol' pirate patch?
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Which I'm assuming, based on the attempted Jeremy seduction, is covered by a big ol' pirate patch?
no, its a tax deduction
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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You know where we should throw the party?
Nah, Bibbo and I are still blacklisted from that place...
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Joe Mama said:
I don't know whether to be pissed at your infidelity or applaud your willingness to make a man outta Jers. So I'll do both:
"Dammit!!! Good job!!! "
Uh...thanks? I don't know how to respond to that so I'll respond to both.
Fuck off! 
 
In no order.
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I don't know whether to be pissed at your infidelity or applaud your willingness to make a man outta Jers. So I'll do both:
"Dammit!!! Good job!!! "
Uh...thanks? I don't know how to respond to that so I'll respond to both.
Fuck off!
In no order.
only if you can score on a viking cruise first....
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I heart red X's.
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Jaysis. 5 years.
I remember when I was Armitage Shanks.
Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!!
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i remember when i was ArmitageShanksIsAFucktard!
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I remember when I was Carrina Winters.
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I remeber when ROY sodomized her horse!
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So much for vaginal birth, ROY!
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I remember when I said, "Happy Fifth Birthday Rob's Damn Boards."
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Because that was like, five seconds ago.
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That was you?!
I got it from the toilet!
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i remember when i was ArmitageShanksIsAFucktard!
Good times...
Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!!
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Five years already? Congratulations Rob! I could wax poetic about how profound we all were in the beginning and how we changed the course of more than one message board and how we pillaged various villages and raped many women and put many Angry Batmen's head on a spike but I think it would be lost on this incongrous bunch of dogmatic butt-licking whippersnappers that continue to ride the wave of what you and I and a select few others started way back then. I can only pray that they can someday make me laugh with true wit the way the likes of Franta, BSAMS, Roy Batty, DRZSmith and others did instead of the standard <hohum!> gay putdown or brazen attack. Who knows though? Another five years and they may actually develop some style and some genuine wit! We can only pray to Gob that out prayers be answered!
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Thank Gob we still have the narcistic Nowhereman five years later to continue to put us all in our place!
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