(Doc. Mid-Nite enters the Cheesedome arena via the backstage entrance and is quickly approached by The Crotch and his camera crew...)
The Crotch - "Doc! Doc! Can we just get a moment of your time please?"
(The Mid-Nite Doctor smirks, and kindly obliges...)
Doc. Mid-Nite - "Sure! You don't need an appointment to see The D.O.C. I make housecalls..."
(The Crotch looks up at the Mid-Nite Marauder with a sigh of relief and a look of amazement...)
The Crotch - "Really?! Because the last time I saw you, I ended up having a "Nite Cap" Van Daminator administered to my forehead, courtesy you and Cowgirl Jack!"
(Doc. Mid-Nite laughs in amusement...)
Doc. Mid-Nite - "Aw, c'mon Crotch! It's a new day... and I'm a new man with a whole new agenda..."
(The Crotch lifts up his microphone closer...)
The Crotch - "That's exactly what I wanted to ask you about... for the fans out there and the people at home... what is up with this whole "free agent" deal? What exactly is your agenda? And in what direction is the Mid-Nite Express headed?!"
(Doc. Mid-Nite smiles and puts his arm around The Crotch...)
Doc. Mid-Nite - "Well, Crotch, y'see it's kinda like this..."
(Doc. Mid-Nite quickly snaps The Crotch into a reverse headlock and grabs the cameraman, pulling him in forcefully...)
Doc. Mid-Nite - "There's a Mid-Nite Train approaching the RDCW and it's nothin' but full-steam ahead for malicious Mid-Nite Madness as your "Highlight of the Nite" descends upon this upcoming PPV "Halloween Handjobs..."
(Doc. Mid-Nite lets go of the cameraman and administers a "Lethal Dose" DDT to The Crotch...)
Doc. Mid-Nite - "... and nobody knows when this Night is going to fall! Y'all betta break yo'self!"
(Doc. Mid-Nite quickly disappears into the shadows...)
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