Bonfires burning bright
Pumpkin faces in the night
I remember Halloween

Dead cats hanging from poles
Little dead are out in droves
I remember Halloween

Brown leafed vertigo
Where skeletal life is known
I remember Halloween

This day anything goes
Burning bodies hanging from poles
I remember Halloween

Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween

Candy apples and razor blades
Little dead are soon in graves
I remember Halloween

This day anything goes
Burning bodies hanging from poles
I remember

Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween

Monroe: Welcome to Halloween Handjobs!

MarcuM: Who are you supposed to be, Monroe?

Monroe: I'm John Wayne!

MarcuM: John Wayne? You gotta be kidding me! You look more like Woody from Toy Story!

Monroe: And what are you supposed to be?

MarcuM: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! The ladies love Captain Jack and he looks good! Just like me!

Monroe: Oh, brother. Let's go to the ring!
Halloween Handicap match
single choice
Urg, PJP, & Captain Howdy (47%, 18 Votes)
Nowhereman (53%, 20 Votes)
Total Votes: 38
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 4:44 AM
Hardcore Porn Title
single choice
Balls Nasty (C) (35%, 13 Votes)
Charlie (65%, 24 Votes)
Total Votes: 37
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 4:44 AM
Halloween Housecall
single choice
Doc. Mid-Nite (71%, 27 Votes)
Doc. Mid-Shite (29%, 11 Votes)
Total Votes: 38
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 4:44 AM
Technical Scientific Match
single choice
Dr. William Paragon (24%, 9 Votes)
Spandex Monkey Man (76%, 29 Votes)
Total Votes: 38
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 4:44 AM
Hotties Costume Match Women's Booby Title
single choice
Lor (C) (83%, 33 Votes)
Meeko (13%, 5 Votes)
Nuriko (5%, 2 Votes)
Total Votes: 40
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 4:44 AM
Falls Count Anywhere
single choice
Captain Sammitch (41%, 16 Votes)
Pig Iron (59%, 23 Votes)
Total Votes: 39
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 4:44 AM
Casket Match IC Title
single choice
MisterJLA (C) (44%, 17 Votes)
Darth (56%, 22 Votes)
Total Votes: 39
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 4:44 AM
6 Man Tag
single choice
Chris Oakley / Senior Perdicion / Hombre Lagarto (28%, 10 Votes)
James Fantastic / 2 Ton Tommy / Tommy Savitz (72%, 26 Votes)
Total Votes: 36
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 4:44 AM
Last Blood Match Big Cheese Title
single choice
Joe Mama (C) (50%, 20 Votes)
Grimm (50%, 20 Votes)
Total Votes: 40
Voting on this poll ends: 2026-05-05 4:44 AM

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