So tonight The Cocktor has decided to put me in a handicap match,like its something I'm worried about.
He accuses me of doing nothing for weeks........well who books the matches cock boy?
The Cockmaster seems to think that he will shut me up one way or another,but we all know that aint gonna happen.
Ya see Cocklover,Nowhereman is someone these fans look up to.
He's the kinda guy the guys wanna be & the girls wanna be with.
I know you are jealous of me,and I can understand that......hell,I can even forgive that,but what I cant forgive is your wardrobe!
Fuck man,what the hell is with that scarf?
And dude,offering jelly babies to people is just damn creepy!
Tonight the odds are against me thats for sure,but I've beaten the odds before,and I'll beat the odds again.
Never everrrrrrrrr count the Nowhereman out!
