*Deep within the bowels of the Cheesedome, the camera shows the door to the cellar. There are two open coffins, one to each side of the door. A Jack-o-lanturn sits within each one, and one hangs above the doorway. The camera then shows a sign on the door that says "Trick or Treaters Welcome!" Finally, the camera pans to Bukkaki, whose face is still covered in green paint. He is now wearing a black suit, and has a cork sticking out of each side of his neck.*
B: This is Bookkaki, Havoc numbah one anoncah! After interview with Lor, I have to improvise costume to get into holeeday spirit! I now look like favorite monster, Frankenstien! I am standing outside the cellar, home to Darth and Chesty Lerou. The sign here say "Twick or Tweaters Welcome," so I knock on door to get interview with Sith Lord!
*Boohkaki knocks on the door.*
B: Twick or Tweat!
*The door slowly creeps open, revealing Chesty Lerou, barely covered in an Elvira costume.*
Chesty: Oh, Bookahki! You are such an adorable Herman Munster! Darth, you have to see this!
*Darth is sitting crosslegged, seemingly in midair, in a yoga meditation stance. Hearing Chesty's voice, he opens his eyes.*
B: Darth! Tonight you face Meestah JLA in a coffin match for the eye see title. What are you thinking going into what may be the beegist match of your career?
Darth: JLA has done nothing but cheat his way to title after title. That has been the story of his career. But tonight, perhaps we will find the answer to the greatest question ever to face MisterJLA...can he cheat...death?
*Darth drops his feet to the ground and stands to his full height.*
Darth: Beware the POWER, of the dark siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddde.
*Darth resumes his meditation postition, and Chesty holds out a candy bag for Bukkahkee.*
Chesty: Here you go, Mr. Munster.
*Chesty escorts Bookakie out the door and closes it behind him. As it slams shut, the Jack-o-lanturn falls on Bukakie's head.*
B: <muffled> This is Bookakki, Havoc numbah one anoncah, reporting!
