(The lights go out in the Cheesedome arena as the crowd roars in a frenzy...)Monroe - "Here we go again folks! This can only mean one thing!"
Marcum - "Yes people, we have been invaded! I always knew the reunification of Germany was a bad idea! All hail our new Germanic overlords!"
Monroe - "
{sigh} Why do I bother...
No folks we're not under attack. It's the return to PPV of the one, the only..."
(Before Monroe can finish a large barrage of pyrotechnics sounds off and the lights return as Doc. Mid-Nite appears already in the ring with a mic in hand...)Doc. Mid-Nite - "Welcome to
Halloween Housecalls!"
(Doc pauses as his nation of darkness repeatedly chants D-O-C!D-O-C!)Doc. Mid-Nite - "Tonight losers,
your "Highlight of the Nite" has an appointment with one of Grimm's Dark Whore rejects..."
(Again, Doc is interrupted by the fans repeated chanting of "Grimm sucks ass!"...)Doc. Mid-Nite - "Tonight loyal ass-wipes, it's
The Mid-Nite Doctor vs. The Mid-Nite impostor as The D.O.C. gets set for tonight's
Mid-Nite Main Event!"
(The fans chant D-O-C! as Doc. Mid-Nite soaks up the adoration of his late night freaks...)Doc. Mid-Nite - "But that may not be the only time you see the Mid-Nite Marauder as he still has a few more housecalls to make..."
Doc. Mid-Nite - "So keep one eye open or I might catch y'all sleepin'...
Protect Yo' Neck! 
!"
(The Mid-Nite Doctor drops his mic and exits the ring...)Monroe - "What could he possibly mean! What could
The Mid-Nite Express have in store for us tonight!"
Marcum - "Maybe he's gonna head off the Germans!"
Monroe - "Okaaay...
Stay tuned fans, tonight promises to be a spectacular show! The answer to this and many more questions (mainly from my announce partner
) after this..."
(An ad for Tuesday Night Havoc rolls...)
