We come back from a short promo for Anathema Wednesday to see Joey Biles in the Bond Brigade dressing room with Chris Oakley.
JOEY: Chris,before we talk about your six-man tag match tonight with Hombre Lagarto and Senor Perdicion against the Tuesday Night Rockers,let's hear some of your thoughts about the melee that erupted between the Bond Brigade and the Rockers shortly after the conclusion of Perdicion's match against El Daga on last week's Havoc.
CHRIS: Frankly,Joey,James Fantastic and his pals were way out of line getting involved in our fight with El Daga...Perdicion had me and Lagarto to watch his back. We didn't need any outsiders jumping into the fray and causing things to get out of hand,and the fact that Fantastic and Tommy Savitz tried to assault me and Lagarto doesn't sit very well with us,so you can be sure we'll be looking for major payback against the Rockers once the bell rings!
JOEY: Rumors have been circulating in the past few days that if you win this six-man tag match tonight,you intend to challenge the winner of tonight's Hardcore Porn championship match between Balls Nasty and Charlie to a title bout at the Conniver Series. Care to comment?
CHRIS: Let's put it this way,Joey:the minute my six-man tag match is over,the first thing I'm going to do is have Ian Bond phone the Doctor and tell him that we want a match at Conniver Series against the Hardcore Porn champion,no matter who he is...
JOEY: You're either incredibly brave or hopelessly insane, Chris.
CHRIS(grins at the camera): Some people in RDCW think I might be both, Joey. But in any case, you can count on one thing beyond a doubt-- tonight, I'll fight James Fantastic and the rest of the Tuesday Night Rockers like my life depended on it!
Huge pops from the crowd watching the interview on the Cheese-O-Tron as Chris walks off-camera to make final preparations for his match.
JOEY: There you have it, folks, defiant words from the Bond Brigade team captain Chris Oakley as he gets set to team up with Senor Perdicion and Hombre Lagarto against Two-Ton Tommy, James Fantastic, and Tommy Savitz....now back to Marcum and Monroe at ringside!
